Efackelman
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My dog's mouth smells like a pussy swallowed another pussy.
11:50 PM May 15th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh.
9:05 AM May 8th
via WhoSay
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When meeting a potential employer, maintain eye contact & give him a firm handshake. As if to tell him "THIS is what my handjobs are like."
7:25 PM May 5th
via TweetCaster for Android
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Is "garlic knot" also slang for an Italian woman's butthole? Because it should be.
7:48 PM May 3rd
via WhoSay
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wtffffff "@: My dog thinks all my toys are his toys. "
10:06 AM Apr 27th
via Twitter for Android
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If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000
4:26 AM Apr 14th
via Twittelator
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Ruggers & OSU Rugby Fans, please follow @ on twitter! They are HUGE supporters of Rugby & a proud sponsor of Rugby! Please RT
9:17 AM Apr 16th
via web
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Trillion Dollar Idea: Booties for your boner!
12:38 PM Apr 14th
via web
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@ only in texas
12:12 PM Apr 14th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to JennyJohnsonHi5
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It's nice how you NASCAR dudes watch the races with your girlfriend, your sister, and your cousin. Because they're all the same woman.
11:01 PM Apr 11th
via TwitPal
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@ haha yeah I think I've heard of that. fuck that shit
10:02 AM Apr 11th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to DStaud8
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Deadliest snatch would be a great porn title
9:41 AM Apr 11th
via Twitter for Android
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@ sounds like a shitty movie night movie
7:41 PM Apr 5th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to MillerTime433
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Want to end road rage? Put manual windows in every car. By the time you're done rolling down your window to yell, you're too tired to be mad
6:39 PM Mar 23rd
via WhoSay
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Tebow isn't gonna be as close to his source of power in new york as he was in denver
10:29 AM Mar 21st
via Twitter for Android
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@ hey now, sim simma
9:26 AM Mar 21st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to chrisdelia
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Let's not forget that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey named their babies Moroccan and Monroe which BOTH have the word "moron" in them.
3:28 PM Mar 14th
via web
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Step 1: Put topics on a dartboard. Step 2: Throw dart. Step 3: Chant that topic over and over. Congratulations! You wrote a Lil' B song.
5:10 AM Mar 13th
via Twitter for Android
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Imagine a midget lost in a closet full of orange leather jackets. That's what the birth of Snooki's baby will look like.
10:15 PM Mar 12th
via TweetCaster for Android
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I want to dye my semen green so it will look like the old school nickelodeon slime
8:06 PM Mar 10th
via Twitter for Android
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- Name Eric Fackelman
- Location Sylvania, Ohio
- Bio I'm a sophomore at The Ohio State University, I'm a mechanical engineering major, and i play rugby for the ohio state men's rugby club
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