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  1. The liquor cabinet and I are no longer friends.10:17 AM Jan 4th from web
  2. Bus shelter guy says I'm the true king of Canada. Bus shelter guy says I must face my destiny. Bus shelter guy fails at Canadian gov't.3:57 PM Jan 3rd from web
  3. I give up. Going to ask why he's here. Maybe he's going to reward me. Hey, given an infinite number of universes, it's possible.2:51 PM Jan 3rd from web
  4. Maybe I should braid ribbons into the bus shelter guy's beard and try and pass him off as a lawn ornament. Think he'd sit still for it?2:02 PM Jan 3rd from web
  5. Yaaay liquor cabinet!12:59 PM Jan 3rd from web
  6. Damn the chickens. Damn the pigs. Damn the bus shelter guy. Damn the police for letting him come back again.12:52 PM Jan 3rd from web
  7. Poultry-Oriented Discovery #2: Chickens peck damn hard. I have never been so happy to have chicken for supper. Eggs for breakfast, I think.4:09 PM Jan 2nd from web
  8. Bus Shelter Guy is back on the lawn. Told him to leave or I’d call the cops again, then checked locks. Never giving strangers money again.9:14 AM Jan 2nd from web
  9. Poultry-Oriented Discovery #1: Chickens = loud and annoying. Can’t wait to be done house-sitting.8:57 AM Jan 2nd from web
  10. Mrs. Hadon called. Wants me to pick up the chickens mom and dad ordered tomorrow. How hard could it be to manage six chickens?7:05 PM Jan 1st from web
  11. Gave up trying to read and asked why he was there. “You have a kingly way of giving spare change.” So... yeah. Called the cops.12:48 PM Jan 1st from web
  12. Tended to pigs. Showered. Ate lunch. Bus Shelter Guy is still there. Singing. Pratchett was knighted, but there’s still no call for that.12:16 PM Jan 1st from web
  13. Why on EARTH is the guy from the bus shelter lying on the LAWN? He’d best be gone by the time I’m done with the pigs.11:00 AM Jan 1st from web
  14. Feeling good-I helped some broke guy get home last night. Lousy time to be stranded; been real cold lately. Gotta go clean the pig pen now.10:54 AM Jan 1st from web
  • Name Edward
  • Location Alberta, Canada
  • Bio Just an ordinary Canadian boy.
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