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EdwardAlvarenga

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MiFraseTipica Recuerda poner tu mirada hacia adelante en lo que puedes hacer, no hacia atrás en lo que ya no puedes cambiar 10:31 AM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 1482 others
CHISTEDEORO —Y la pregunta por el millón de pesos es: ¿Cómo se llama el protagonista de Pokemón? —Ash, yo que sé. —¡Cooorrecto! —¿Gané? ¡gané! 11:04 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 611 others
CHISTEDEORO -Doctor, Doctor, tengo pesadillas con monstruos debajo de mi cama, ¿qué puedo hacer? -Córtele las patas a su cama! 8:54 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 529 others
CHISTEDEORO -¡Enfermera! El paciente acaba de tener un paro cardiaco, hay que reanimarlo -Si Doctor: ¡Paciente! ¡paciente! ¡Ra Ra Ra 7:58 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 859 others
GenioCultural Los perros y los gatos también son diestros o zurdos, como los humanos. 4:35 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 195 others
GenioCultural Se producen mas de 50,000 temblores terrestres en todo el mundo cada año. 4:35 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 95 others
GenioCultural Ernes Vincent Wright escribió una novela llamada “Gadsby” que contiene mas de 50,000 palabras, y ninguna de ellas contienen la letra “e”. 4:34 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 196 others
GenioCultural Millones de árboles en el mundo son plantados accidentalmente por ardillas que entierran sus nueces y se olvidan donde las escondieron. 4:34 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 447 others
TheFactsBook Walt Disney was once fired by a newspaper editor for "lack of creativity." 10:19 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 342 others
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ComedyTruth PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT. 3:59 PM May 24th via Echofon Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 1526 others
autocorrects Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family. 10:19 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 1927 others
istmo El episodio de hoy en #IstmoRadio estara disponible el dia de mañana en el Podcastt, pendientes #IR400 ya casi casi casi! 10:09 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 1 other
istmo #Nowplaying @jorisvoorn - Goodbye fly . #IstmoRadio #IR400 , la ultima de hoy! 10:08 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by EdwardAlvarenga and 4 others