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Oh, all ye faithful: Have a miserable, melancholy Gloomsgiving Day. 9:30 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
RT @fidelbistro: @Edgar_Allan_Poe 7th Zombie sign: Distorted noise of Fox News blasts out every time you open your mangled letterbox mouth. 4:35 PM Nov 23rd from web
RT @fidelbistro: @Edgar_Allan_Poe 6th Zombie sign: A twitching socked foot coming out of your mouth like a giant deformed cigar. 12:27 PM Nov 23rd from web
5th sign that you might be a zombie: You get choked up when discussing George A. Romero. 11:33 AM Nov 23rd from web
4th sign you might be a zombie: Accidentally devoured the business consultant from IBM. 11:07 AM Nov 23rd from web
A 3rd sign you might be a zombie: Your Right Guard deodorant can’t disguise the smell of the grave. 10:40 AM Nov 23rd from web
Another sign that you might be a zombie: Listed your race in tax documents as “Reanimated Human Corpse-American.” 10:25 AM Nov 23rd from web
A sign you might be a zombie: The holiday bonus this year is a severed human hand and an accompanying recipe book. 10:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
Drunk on various liquors and wandering aimlessly... 7:28 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@BozDickens Literary agents are no better, sir, than Uriah Heep. 5:25 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to BozDickens
A 5th sign you might be a literary agent: Told your 3-year-old you’d only listen to her stories about preschool if she “queried first.” 4:28 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
A 4th sign you might be a literary agent: Your favorite animal? The pilot fish. 4:27 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
A third sign you might be a literary agent: Writers’ Conferences = 7th Level of Hell. 4:27 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
Another sign you might be a literary agent: The putrid stench of desperation arrives each day in the mail. 4:26 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
A sign that you might be a literary agent? When you move you leave a trail of bubbling, green slime behind you. 4:25 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
Is it possible to be dead and have Swine Flu? 3:08 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
@aprilpants Is that a bird on your head or are you just glad to see me? 2:42 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to aprilpants
But I don't know if I'd enjoy the same old song and dance. 11:39 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
That would certainly put my fame back in the saddle again. 11:38 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
Aerosmith wants me to replace the androgynous Steve Tyler as lead singer. Clearly, they know I have a big 10 inch. http://bit.ly/3pURfa 11:37 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck

Name Edgar Allan Poe
Location Currently buried in Baltimore
Web http://en.wikiped...
Bio Woebegone Poet, Prickly scribbler of the Fantastic, Inebriate, Literary Critic, Editor