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  1. One wonders if the Republicans would slice off their faces if they opposed a bill on makeup sales.
  2. @PennywiseDClown @VegasWalkinDude Alas, I've been discovered by my biggest thief 's misfit toys.
  3. @VegasWalkinDude How originally un-droll.
  4. @Janet_Reid Euthanasia could be in the cards for that poor fellow. As a literary agent, I'm sure you'd be willing to led a tentacle.
  5. @DethRose I mean that, of course, in the kindest possible way.
  6. @DethRose Most of you spoiled, nasally brats can't muster the thinking to do much more than press buttons on video game consoles.
  7. @AnnLarimer Or made Odin a testy confidence man.
  8. How can one of the greatest writers in history not possess 1 million followers, yet comic book scribblers like @neilhimself do?
  9. Perhaps it is just a frightening nightmare, although not as terrifying as "What Happens in Vegas..."
  10. Halloween hangover: I'm troubled by a vague memory of strangling a black cat to death... or maybe it was Ashton Kutcher...
  11. @ElenorRigby Mary has been punished enough being married to that overrated dilettante Percy.
  12. @sspencer1956 Decidedly more trick than treat.
  13. @sspencer1956 I provided the little darlings w/ rosy red apples stuffed with razor wire & Hersey kisses laced w/ lithium.
  14. I'm going to toilet paper Emerson's house next.
  15. I egged Longfellow's house. Pretentious bastard was handing out Smarties.
  16. Boo.
  17. Or the severed head of a cheerleader.
  18. My single goal for this Halloween: a Baby Ruth bar soaked in 18th century cognac and sprinkled with opium.
  19. Halloween is a sanctioned excuse to reveal our inner , private souls: Ghouls, monsters, and hookers.
  20. So now the insane race for followers will be replaced by the even sadder race to be on lists. Will the madness never cease?