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"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well/It were done quickly" which is a fancy way of saying I had Skittles for dinnerabout 8 hours agofrom web
There seems to be about a 20-year lag time between American foreign policy mistakes and DC cabdrivers.about 11 hours agofrom web
The Large Hadron Collider sounds very impressive. But its way too close to being the Large Hard-on not to keep me from giggling.9:04 AM Oct 30thfrom web
Earnings from $NICK just came out. This is a great low-priced stock.10:06 AM Oct 29thfrom web
This tweet is intentionally left blank except, of course, for this sentence.11:30 AM Oct 28thfrom web