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  1. Editorial bemoans fall of Berlin Wall http://bit.ly/1iosrU
  2. "If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well/It were done quickly" which is a fancy way of saying I had Skittles for dinner
  3. There seems to be about a 20-year lag time between American foreign policy mistakes and DC cabdrivers.
  4. @interfluidity That's it! Glad that will now be avoided.
  5. I'm curious about people in ME voted for marijuana and against gay marriage. Seriously, what's their rational?
  6. Awkward Metaphor of the Day goes to Jim Cramer "Bears Run Out of Ammo" http://bit.ly/3OH0YJ $$
  7. Favorite Newspaper Name in America: Bloomington Panatagraph
  8. Analyst raises $AMZN target to 160. In other news: ROFLMAO http://bit.ly/26kYxt
  9. Bullish sign? 28% of Harvard Business School grads are going into Finance. The other 78% are merely a statistic. http://bit.ly/32sy0G $$
  10. Forget the V-shaped recovery, or the U -- I give you the radical sign-shaped recover. http://bit.ly/Hmxd9 $$
  11. 7-11 rolls out their own wine. http://bit.ly/3VRimM
  12. Pay problem parents not to breed - mayor http://bit.ly/HqvLP
  13. A Willie Aames reality show? One is enough. http://bit.ly/1eByAk
  14. "Sell in May and Go Away" I sure hope you didn't http://bit.ly/TsFNK $$
  15. My mother just sent me an email with LOL in it. Where did she pick that up?
  16. RT @aiki14: @EddyElfenbein I bought the velvet dogs playing a credit default swap painting $$ drat I was trying 2 buy it with a no-doc loan.
  17. It's finally come to this: They're auctioning off $LEH art holdings http://bit.ly/1XHAxR
  18. The Large Hadron Collider sounds very impressive. But its way too close to being the Large Hard-on not to keep me from giggling.
  19. Earnings from $NICK just came out. This is a great low-priced stock.
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