Ed_the_gnome
- Kathy says I'm not allowed to use the computer anymore. Sorry for the bad news, but thanks for following me while it lasted!7:15 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from web
- Despite the fact that they're a bunch of welfare-loving Europeans, I'm going to miss these lads, and I'm proud to call them Americans!5:41 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
- Plus, that primadonna Eric keeps stealing my eye-liner for his Cher number! A star of my caliber simply can't stand for that sort of thing!4:42 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- Week #4. The glamor of being at night club singer is starting to wear off and I really miss home.4:41 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- Everybody loves my singing! They're even going to pay me too! I just wish I didn't have to wear these leather chaps...4:43 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from web
- Now, this is my kind of club, no women! Were a man can be a man. I suddenly feel the urge to scratch myself and maybe belch the alphabet.5:19 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from web
- Some strapping young men seem to have found my rendition of their national anthem quite moving and want me to come sing it at some bar!6:53 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from web
- DANCING QUEEN! ONLY 17! YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN DIBE, OH HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH HER BE, SHE IS THE DANCING QUEEN!4:16 AM Jul 14th, 2008 from web
- Since then, I've survived by stealing meatballs from IKEA and singing the Swedish national anthem on street corners for spare change.8:14 AM Jul 11th, 2008 from web
- Apparently not everyone is a fan of Woolly Bully, particularly when performed with a pair of size 58 panties wrapped around ones head.12:50 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web
- I felt the German woman who discovered me rummaging through her panties when she opened up her luggage was unnecessarily irate.2:26 PM Jul 7th, 2008 from web
- Unfortunately I forgot to get back into Kathy's bag before they unloaded the plane.7:05 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from web
- Let me tell you, you find some very interesting stuff in there too. All I have to say is, for shame Mrs. Brenneison, for shame...3:15 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from web
- Did you know there's no in-flight movie in the Cargo hold? Instead I kept myself entertained by going through other people's luggage.2:10 PM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
- I knew Kathy didn't really want to go on vacation without me, so I snuck into her luggage before she left...1:14 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from web
- So, um... I think I'm lost in Stockholm.9:08 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from web
- ... Hello?4:31 AM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- ...4:30 AM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- Now that that is over, she asks us what we want for dinner. I suggest pizza as all the silverware has been mysteriously disappearing lately.6:27 AM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
- looks like she's finally wrapping up, time to look repentant and nod my head in agreement.10:13 AM May 30th, 2008 from web
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