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  1. Not sure what's keeping me awake more; the 6 cups of coffee or the scary fluffy yellow transvestite eye-rape.
  2. After coffee at diner A, switched to diner B for more coffee. B had a man in a fluffy yellow dress. Not sure if thats better or worse.
  3. Judging by all the almost sub-audial rumbling coming from the street, we're gonna have some deaf gangstas. Myself included. Say whaaaaaat?
  4. Happy birthday, Nikola. There will never be another genius as insane as you.
  5. RT @grantimahara: RT @Discovery #BillyMaysTribute 9pmEST on Discovery Channel
  6. Can whoever unplugged my brain plug it back in please? Behind the sofa to the left, it's the white cord. thnx.
  7. @OmarJasso Agreed, it's time. (I am going to miss shouting "HULK TWEEEET!!", though.)
  8. It's times like these that I feel like murdering the whole Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator development team. Why can't this just work?
  9. @ZackKitzmiller Dude, absolutly. DM me.
  10. I told myself I wouldn't need coffee today. I guess I wasn't menacing enough. Next time will shout more/wear hockey mask.
  11. Some day I will awake from sleep feeling rested and energized. And bunnies and unicorns from the forest will make me breakfast. ::sigh::
  12. Burying Michael Jackson brainless seems like tempting fate. Doesn't it give him more reason to want ours down the road? http://tr.im/rhNa
  13. Well, this settles it. Looks like I won't be sleeping tonight.
  14. I could really use some support at 3:20 in the morning. Or some heavy drugs.
  15. Did that last thing get sent out? Uuugh...
  16. I start summer classes today. 6:30PM to 9:30PM. Oh gee, I sure can't wait to sit in a room every night during SUMMER BREAK, golly gosh.
  17. It feels great to be up at a decent hour and doing something productive.
  18. Subway has Michael Phelps in a commercial. Seriously happy for him. They get my money for that.
  19. This has been the worst week of my life.
  20. Oh, right. Happy Independance Day. Did Kim blow up Hawaii yet?