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  1. Haven't Twittered for a week. I'm compelled to read what I've missed (fart jokes) hence why I stay away. Twitter has turned into homework. 3:44 PM Dec 9th from web
  2. Incase you didn't already know, it's not advisable to use the bathroom when you're on a phone interview. Flushing sounds are hard to explain 7:36 AM Dec 2nd from web
  3. You know you're not "hip with the kids" when seeing the name "Cox" in entertainment news headlines, and immediately think of Ronnie Cox. 10:28 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. @tommy_grant A nice pale ale. Columbus Brewing Co. has one that is pretty good. 6:20 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to tommy_grant
  5. An ex contacted me on FB chat, and in the middle of an apology for the way he treated me, he told me I had a big butt. Such is my life. 9:55 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. @leereamsnyder I hope it's not the same squirrel whose tummy I tickled earlier... 8:53 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to leereamsnyder
  7. Me: Did you hear that?! B: Sounded like a motorcycle revving its engine. Me: That was my stomach! 6:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  8. Laying on the floor b/c of a pinched nerve really puts your sense of pride into perspective. But hey, everyone's wearing nice shoes today! 1:20 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. I shouldn't feel personally wronged when a coworker uses 2 Swiss Miss packets for 1 cup of hot chocolate. My job has clearly made me insane. 11:43 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. I just want to catch a squirrel by the tail and tickle its tummy. 2:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  11. I love that my sister has a giggling, unexplainable crush on Billy Bush from Access Hollywood. So unlike her. 8:22 PM Nov 5th from web
  12. Start spreading the news.... #27! 9:04 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. It's rough when you cough so hard that you not only throw up, but also pee your pants. I'm really looking forward to getting over the flu. 9:06 PM Nov 1st from web
  14. @gruber My heart stopped when he stole third. I thought that he thought the ball got through. Great heads up base running by Damon. 9:00 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to gruber
  15. Cheers to @whiskeyfingers and @poopsmagee for completing the marathon and getting engaged today! 7:22 PM Nov 1st from web
  16. With this flu, I would've been a convincing zombie if I had enough energy to attend a halloween party. 8:04 PM Oct 31st from web
  17. @gruber I'm definitely on board to get that haircut. Go Swish! 7:27 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to gruber
  18. RT via @whiskeyfingers - Favorite words of encouragement I have received so far: "Try not to shit yourself!" from @EBirdMc 6:30 PM Oct 31st from web
  19. "She made him take out his nipple rings. That was his thing!" (Said with a straight face.) 8:33 PM Oct 30th from web
  20. I found out it is not polite to ask your pregnant friend what gender she'll pick if her baby is born a hermaphrodite. 7:20 AM Oct 28th from web