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  1. Doughnuts have calcium, right? My bones feel weak and my pancreas feels strong today. 11:44 AM Sep 6th from web
  2. Love the lion; keep the dream. RIP Teddy. 7:58 PM Aug 26th from web
  3. Birth control pills and wine: Late night snack of strong women everywhere. 8:39 PM Aug 10th from web
  4. Ice cream: I miss you; like the river misses the rain. Why can't the bodega stay open all night?! 8:59 PM Aug 6th from web
  5. There are too many flavors of Doritos in the world. 9:52 PM Aug 1st from web
  6. Can't eat. Really, Trazodone I hate you. Please health care become attainable; I need better medicine. Food'n'sleep I miss you so much. 6:33 PM Jul 24th from web
  7. Stuffed some egg in my face. Now, I'm doin' the learnin' at City College. 10:09 AM Jul 16th from web
  8. Sweet, sweet Diet Coke. I would endorse no other mainstream soft drink but you. 6:26 PM Jul 10th from web
  9. 60 Dems in the Senate or 60 gouda and mascarpone raviolis in my tummy? I can't decide what feels better! 6:31 PM Jul 7th from web
  10. Congrats Joey Chestnut! Your hot dog eating skills make me feel like less of a fatty! Does an iron colon run in your family? 11:49 AM Jul 5th from web
  11. Lobster for lunch; I'm a fancy-pants lady chompin' my ocean bugs. 11:32 AM Jul 5th from web
  12. Flippin' Moose burgers! Palin "bails out" on Alaska! 3:09 PM Jul 3rd from web
  13. I think that I should stop eating Oreos. I also think that the Duggars should stop having children. Let's see what happens first.. 10:32 PM Jul 2nd from web
  14. Soul Food: Good for the soul; bad for the stomach. Midnight-snacking regrets, I have many. 10:19 PM Jul 2nd from web
  15. I have decided that I enjoy chicken on any form of bread. A double plus if dairy is involved. 6:49 PM Jul 1st from web
  16. Cheese crackers with melted parm. Yummers. Come on microwave give me cheesy delight! 10:37 PM Jun 27th from web
  17. Shoving caramelized nuts in my mouth. Meghan Mccain stop being a tard. 9:50 PM Jun 20th from web
  18. I spat up chocolate protein shake in my mouth while I watched John Hodgman speak at the white house correspondence dinner. 6:23 PM Jun 19th from web
  19. When I'm eating yogurt I like to think about all of the bacteria that I am swallowing, enslaving, and forcing to work in my intestines. 12:51 PM Jun 18th from web
  20. salad: It's a metaphor and a meal. 8:07 PM Jun 16th from web
  • Name Taylor Smith
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Bio My life in the form of food. You wish you had my food, but, not my life.
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