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  1. Who knew a day would turn into a week? about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Never trust anyone whose favorite pastime is setting $2 bills on fire with a Zippo carved from raw ivory. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. @whiskeysauce Would you believe me if I told you I ordered all the Midnight Special DVDs after a long night of cheap scotch and boxed wine? about 15 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to whiskeysauce
  4. I only dance when I'm thirsty. Lucky for you, I'm always thirsty. about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  5. The day a story about "butt makeup" makes it to the front page of The Huffington Post is the day I stop reading that gossip rag. about 16 hours ago from web
  6. Bye bye hurricane season. See you next year. 6:41 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  7. For the record, has "I was golfing" been strengthened or weakened as an alibi for regular guys engaged in extramarital affairs? 9:08 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Using a Twitter client to keep up with Facebook is like going to your favorite bar but only talking to the squares. 2:09 PM Dec 1st from web
  9. Even Izzy is shouting WHO DAT! http://twitpic.com/rnvei 7:11 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  10. @AustinLavin Its not too late to hit the Nail. Actually, its never too late to hit the Nail. 6:27 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  11. I'd fact check that "a hit-and-run is better than a DUI" claim if I were you. 4:35 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  12. Assembling the crew and heading to the Rusty Nail. And to answer your question, @jsp767: WHO DAT!!!!!!! 2:54 PM Nov 30th from web
  13. Just hit Magazine St. Barbershop for a cut, exactly as I did the last time the Saints played on Monday night. You're all welcome. 2:13 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  14. I don't use hashtags because I prefer my statements be given and taken completely out-of-context. 8:42 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  15. @TheRichKids I think I remember us having this very conversation back in college. Some things never change. Graham Nash is one of them. 8:33 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to TheRichKids
  16. Graham Nash never fails to remind me why I absolutely despise him. What a clown. 5:18 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  17. A politician doesn't earn my vote by being similar to me. He or she earns my vote by being smarter and more experienced than me. 4:34 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  18. Is it possible to go "nimrod" on a beat if said beat is Ambrosia's rhythm section during "Biggest Part of Me"? 2:29 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  19. 100% partied-out. This day of nothing was a long time coming and showed up just in time. 9:18 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  20. The Mid-City Bulldog is by far the superior Bulldog. 7:19 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie