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  1. @The_Midge Exactly. And the Hairless Apes.
  2. @The_Midge Please don't blame me for the weather. Blame @TheMoon
  3. I'm feeling a little warm today, wonder what those hairless apes are doing?
  4. "[B]efore the sun and the light and the moon and the stars grow dark, and the clouds return after the rain;" - Sounds like the last 5 days,
  5. One less hairless ape on the face of Me. Will miss this one, though. So it goes.
  6. I know that I'm dense, but that doesn't mean that people have to keep telling me
  7. I feel like I'm taking on a lot more water than I used to... wonder if that has to do with all that gas inside me... where's the Pepto?
  8. Dude, everyone knows I'm getting hotter, you don't need an international report to know that http://tinyurl.com/26atqb
  9. Did you know that I travel 924,375,700 km every year? That's far!
  10. There he goes again... getting all biblical! Hey! You aren't the only one here in this neighborhood!