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Home now for the holidays. Maid did her best - but sent her back to her quarters. Arm hurts. Soul hurts. Listening to cheap music.4:54 PM Nov 8thfrom Tweetie
Dare say the dandelion old boys would come through. Most of daddy's bastards are in banking.11:31 AM Oct 29thfrom Tweetie
if you were disinherited and found yourself utterly destitute, what would you choose to do with your life? (via @aimeeuth)11:28 AM Oct 29thfrom Tweetie
Had I spider powers, I'd save Bridgeford from evil and celebrate with a swive on the Ballroom ceiling. Probably never happen though...4:32 AM Oct 28thfrom Tweetie
How to distinguish a gentleman from a peasant; a shirt not made to fit is not a shirt. It is a smock.6:43 AM Oct 27thfrom Tweetie
Still in my robe at four. No, Dorian - this will not do. Where is your former esprit? Where are the poons? Where the liquor?8:28 AM Oct 15thfrom Tweetie
'But when the melancholy fit shall fall Sudden from heaven like... Why the fuck am I READING stuff?8:26 AM Oct 15thfrom Tweetie
Random does the 'little finger' at me. Everyone's a wag now.. 'Want to find out?' I ask. "God, yes!" she squeaks. Pathetic.. I am rough.4:00 AM Oct 13thfrom Tweetie