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  1. @MinooFramroze see Debretts.
  2. Ah, the hols. Reminiscing about last term, bad arm + wind = no croquet and too much time to think
  3. gilbert is dead
  4. Home now for the holidays. Maid did her best - but sent her back to her quarters. Arm hurts. Soul hurts. Listening to cheap music.
  5. @SLoHo I said sorry first!
  6. Dare say the dandelion old boys would come through. Most of daddy's bastards are in banking.
  7. if you were disinherited and found yourself utterly destitute, what would you choose to do with your life? (via @aimeeuth)
  8. Had I spider powers, I'd save Bridgeford from evil and celebrate with a swive on the Ballroom ceiling. Probably never happen though...
  9. How to distinguish a gentleman from a peasant; a shirt not made to fit is not a shirt. It is a smock.
  10. Well, I suppose i tried. Carpe diem eh?
  11. oh my god. this is getting silly now. stop thinking D stop it stop it.
  12. @lillervillain as a future marquis, I'm pretty sure they will.
  13. @aimeeuth don't know what you're talking about.
  14. @lillervillain it's inconsistencies like these which make me so maddeningly fascinating.
  15. @twinkletash happy birthday you.
  16. Still in my robe at four. No, Dorian - this will not do. Where is your former esprit? Where are the poons? Where the liquor?
  17. 'But when the melancholy fit shall fall Sudden from heaven like... Why the fuck am I READING stuff?
  18. @Eclectix what is it then?
  19. Random does the 'little finger' at me. Everyone's a wag now.. 'Want to find out?' I ask. "God, yes!" she squeaks. Pathetic.. I am rough.
  20. @Gilbert_Shirley I think we may be distantly related. i like the cut of your jib, sir!