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E_F_H

  1. Teach the Controversy? Bah! Humbug!!
  2. These new "Push forth brave soul" Halls ads are freaking me the hell out.
  3. Bill O'Reilly is the worst person ever.
  4. http://twitpic.com/sdn5v - My beautiful fiancee in Rittenhouse Square.
  5. The kielbasa and coffee sealed the deal. I proposed to Crystal on Saturday at 12:30am.
  6. Crystal gave me kielbasa and coffee. I've got a pot brewing and the extra kielbasa is soaking in kraut. Seriously, best girlfriend ever.
  7. Got a new phone. Jawn's nasty.
  8. Writing a code of sexual ethics for Human Sexuality. Trying to convince myself that my lack of guidelines means I'm open, not twisted.
  9. Off to Goph's. I'll be killing people who look and sound different from myself within the hour.
  10. "I'm raiding the dungeon of Celestia tonight." A sexual innuendo you're actually less likely to say the more likely you are to say it.
  11. I'm wondering if camping instructor would let me eat nothing but soup for the whole trip. Maybe I can convince her to let me eat crickets.
  12. A kangaroo's pouch is worse than it's bite. - Chaz Strange
  13. Saw Zombieland today. That movie rocked my socks clean off. I'm now trying to write a paper about "There Will Come Soft Rains." Great story.
  14. Me and Crystal's anniversary today!! 4 years! Dizzam!
  15. I hope you can see me and Leslie on Sunny tonight! I'm so excited my sphincter is twitching!!! I think it might be Morse Code. ...- - -...
  16. Listening to Ashton Kutcher talk about Twitter. He is an idiot.
  17. Watched Marley and Me with Crystal. Cried like a bitch for the last half hour. Then aftershocks for ten minutes after it ended.
  18. The question that is on everyone's mind: http://bit.ly/128Hj6
  19. Bad news guys, your dog can't talk: http://bit.ly/10asJz
  20. Just check out the article: http://bit.ly/197hRT