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EPetryJr

  1. Just wrong! RT @mobetta409: I don't always make Christians look stupid, but when I do, they do it to themselves. #Atheism #AtheistRollCall
  2. I love watching meerkats on TV, but if there was a family of them living in my yard Im sure Id be pissed!
  3. @THELEGITBARBER Yo ass stupid, but real talk, i thought about that more than once 2day!
  4. What channel? RT @KandeleK: need somebody to watch top 20 most dumb with me
  5. @meangreenccg I didn't really expect anyone to REALLY pay attention 2 that!
  6. @pinksherry22 I put that nicely, i really wanted to state it another way!
  7. @GKandie keep unfollowing me, but I have her number! What's the point?
  8. I feel like IM the one that's pregnant instead of the Wifey!
  9. Im tired as all hell, I could pass out right now!
  10. Bout 2 fool with this #The First 48.
  11. I saw my 1st waterspout 2 days ago! 1 of the coolest things 2 ever cross my field of vision!
  12. When I woke up this morning, I thought about giving a damn, but when I checked my stash, I realized I was out of damns to give!
  13. RT @marcelluswiley: My man Kobe Bryant is the most interesting man in the world! po.st/OpMPFo/ @THELEGITBARBER
  14. @EnviroAPE Show Jeremy this! via.me/-1d7o8zu
  15. Sooo, my 4yr old is now saying "are u kidding" and "Im just saying". #mockingbird
  16. @7Tee7 Haha! Don't go there! I been having hell finding the gym!
  17. @7Tee7 Lord knows today had its challenges, but there were bright spots too! I can't complain.
  18. There will be a game 7!