EN8Girl
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Just did bath time alone for the first time and did not drop the baby once, the baby is alive and clean everyone, score!
about 6 hours ago
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Stuck in traffic on the north circular with a baby waking up, you can keep your drugs, booze and rock and roll, THIS is living dangerously.
about 8 hours ago
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@ unsurprisingly it was more the fight club reference which made me smile, but hey! If it gets me cool points!
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to Ryandinho1979
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@ NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-) x
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to Ryandinho1979
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A present to little e from Daddy, filling it in will be Mummy's present
2:27 PM May 25th
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Seriously! One minute I'm like 'HOW long will this baby weight take to GO?!', and the next it's 'ooooh rice pudding...', god, I disgust me
6:37 AM May 25th
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Joey Barton is planning to join a new club this summer. He can't say which one, its first rule is you don't talk about it
6:46 PM May 24th
via sickipediabot
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I'm just going to float an idea out there, for all the ladies. Maybe - maybe we don't need orange legs. Maybe we could stay "ham coloured".
1:39 AM May 24th
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Say what you like about the IMF, but in my opinion that Christine Lagarde is a fox.
12:57 AM May 23rd
via web
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As the weather heats up, I remind you that a "beach body" is the body you take to the beach. And yours is JUST FINE.
2:39 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for Mac
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I get migraines. This week's column made me think about how they've affected how I see the world.
3:05 AM May 20th
via Tweet Button
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Can someone explain to me why schools are getting bibles whilst the blind are loosing disability benefits. @ @
5:10 AM May 19th
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Newborns always look so deeply unimpressed with everything you do, the best facial expression you can hope for is total apathy
2:06 AM May 17th
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When I was pregnant I used to look at John and imagine him with a tiny baby lying on his chest, I never imagined them both covered in vomit.
1:37 AM May 17th
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It's 22 years since Jim Henson died. Time then, for The Saddest Photo In The World: (via @)
12:03 AM May 17th
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A wander round N8...
9:46 AM May 16th
via Posterous
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Gladiator soundtrack, my one month old ball of raging baby is not soothed by you, DESIST.
8:28 AM May 16th
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Classic FM has played the Gladiator soundtrack THREE times today, THREE! Are they TRYING to kill me?!
8:26 AM May 16th
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Days before his son got married in 1971, Ronald Reagan sent him this stunning letter of advice:
5:44 AM May 16th
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Guys, I put my neck on the line this morning and put a pair of shorts on. Somebody had to do something. And by god... by god it's paid off
2:08 AM May 16th
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