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  1. How to shower like a woman......http://bit.ly/7N8PoD
  2. This is better than pumpkin pie! http://bit.ly/6qCC5P
  3. What is the craziest thing you've ever done while texting??
  4. Looking for people who are addicted to texting for a story. Do you do more than 60 texts a day? 100? 200? Speak to me!!
  5. Guys are hotter for women who are hot for them, than for women with breasts like buoys.
  6. Where did all the Up-Righters go? I have about 300 letters here from women complaining their guys can't perform.
  7. What is the #1 Rule of Modern Love?
  8. How many of you Carrie Prejeans have "flirted" over webcam?
  9. Facebook Survey: Does having unlimited choice of chaps (facebook, twitter, match, iPhone Bump, Loopt, etc) get you MORE love, or less?
  10. What makes "modern love" MODERN? Cell phones? J-Date? Blow-up dolls?
  11. Dear E. Jean: How do Istop a nosy roommate from listening to my phone convos and COMMENTING on them every 10 seconds???
  12. Q: How do you stop a nosy roommate from listening to your phone
  13. Organic fruit? Or conventional fruit? Which will make me live longer??
  14. What's your favorite Fairy Tale? Alice? Little Prince? Red Riding Hood? What?
  15. Which Yankee is the most shaggable??
  16. Why are thousands of books written for "dumb" women every year? Why do authors keep discovering our flub-ups? Can't they leave us alone?
  17. Why are so many books written for "dumb" women? Why do all these authors
  18. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #frog_island_new_york #advicecolumnist #tibetanmastiffs #ellemagazine
  19. Why do we crave bad boys? Because we choose lovers who are most like us.
  20. If you're worried your friends are better looking than you, don't be seen in public with them.