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  1. @nonlinearmind Who says Biden needs to drink to kick ass in a bar fight. I imagine him like the Hulk. You don't want to see Biden angry. 7:35 PM Jul 30th from Tweetie in reply to nonlinearmind
  2. I can't believe I let @kariedwards drag me to see a country band. If anyone else suggested it, I would tell them to fuck off. 6:01 PM Jul 30th from Tweetie
  3. @slag_mag I don't know whether to take that as a good or a bad thing. 6:16 PM Jul 24th from Tweetie in reply to slag_mag
  4. I just finished helping a woman who had a John Wilkes Booth tattoo. That would make @jdavisghost proud. 2:39 PM Jul 24th from Birdhouse
  5. @BrittAnnEdwards You know the only reason I play Rockband Country is to appease @kariedwards. At least it doesn't have Boot-Scootin' Boogie. 12:00 PM Jul 24th from Tweetie in reply to BrittAnnEdwards
  6. Mark Buehrle said that the most exciting thing about throwing a perfect game was getting the call from Shorty Award nominee @joeschmitt. 11:08 AM Jul 24th from Birdhouse
  7. @joeschmitt I think July 1st is when Ben Franklin caught syphilis from the numerous whores he slept with. A glorious day in US history. 6:22 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to joeschmitt
  8. @a99kitten That's why I'm bringing one of my friends with me, so if Bernie acts like a stiff, we can still have some fun. 12:57 PM Jun 5th from Tweetie in reply to a99kitten
  9. I had to hurry and post my follow friday list. I have to meet my boss, Bernie Lomax, for a weekend trip to the Hamptons. 12:06 PM Jun 5th from web
  10. Here are my #followfriday peeps. @kariedwards @joeschmitt @SassyGirlTN @obxlaw @texburgher @slag_mag 11:44 AM Jun 5th from web
  11. @slag_mag That is post-911 thinking in a pre-911 world. Did I do that right? 3:46 PM Jun 4th from Tweetie in reply to slag_mag
  12. Society has failed us when I pass three PT Cruisers in a row. 7:08 AM Jun 4th from Birdhouse
  13. @dannyhoyt Knowing that someone peed themselves over it is all the thanks I need. 3:22 PM May 29th from Tweetie in reply to dannyhoyt
  14. @joeschmitt There are still a shit-ton of street corner preachers around here, so The Rapture couldn't have happened yet. Or has it? 2:40 PM May 29th from Tweetie in reply to joeschmitt
  15. I've decided to break my #followfriday cherry. You need to follow @kariedwards @slag_mag @SassyGirlTN and @joeschmitt 10:06 AM May 29th from Tweetie
  16. Scantron has to be the lamest Decepticon. What kid wants a robot that changes into a sheet of paper? 8:42 AM May 29th from Birdhouse
  17. No sir, I didn't realize the reason Windows sucked was because it's programmed by the Indians and the Chinese. Thanks for the clarification. 1:29 PM May 19th from Birdhouse
  18. It's been about fifty years. Why hasn't anyone made a remake of Vatican II: Electric Boogaloo? 8:02 AM May 18th from Birdhouse
  19. Manny tests positive for PEDs, and Big Papi can't hit for shit. How does it feel to have cheated for your 2 World Series rings Sox fans? 10:44 AM May 8th from web
  20. If they don't fix their leaking roof soon, I'm going to have to start wearing swimmies to work. 8:08 AM May 8th from Birdhouse
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