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  1. Best thing about road trip? Getting there. Worst thing? Going back to work as soon as you do.
  2. @rumhud Wow, where does that fall on the Beedies diet? Because my insulin-resistant self covets but almost went into shock just reading it!
  3. Boy: yeah, like they have 2 versions of Sweet Home Alabama - one that goes slow and sucks and one that attracts people's attention.
  4. @Snerkology and possibly the Jonny Lang live DVD :D Just got ours but haven't watched it yet!
  5. @Snerkology that req's some thought! One thing that I loooove that I got through Amazon: Dr. Reiter's Real Ease neck ...thingie.
  6. People, I'm only gonna say it once: Psychiatric meds are not like Tylenol. Just because the crazy goes away doesn't mean you STOP THEM.
  7. @Snerkology How not to fart and sweat? Is there a ticket price for this thing? Can I send my son?
  8. My husband just offered to bury someone of my choice in a layer of silicone in our wall for me. *SWOON*
  9. Guy coming to look at leak in bsmt. So, ya know, I put on pants. Least I could do.
  10. @TaoistBiker Okay, but it better be me.
  11. THIS is a mom instinct at work (graphic-not for littlekids-but amazing): http://bit.ly/2UrEYj
  12. One of the hardest things about having one of the high up jobs in the company? Very few people to commiserate with on the days that SUCK.
  13. What I miss most from before having kids? Not having to chew someone's ass for something EVERY BLOODY DAY.
  14. RT @Snerkology Please add your prayers for mom Jen & baby Oliver - in NICU fighting for his life right now. http://bit.ly/3vkPV4
  15. @Snerkology Omg, Laura - you know we will be.
  16. @eddieizzard Hello from America! We wish we were with you, nothing better than a night with Eddie Izzard - ENJOY!
  17. Remember the FAAAAAAAA... twitter? Just imagine that I'm doing it again. THUD.
  18. @Snerkology +1 and my boss just changed 1 of my usernames - so now it is 1 char off my other username - because that isn't screwing me up!
  19. My impatience today is infinite. It's a finely honed skill.
  20. @Vixoen I found the stabby pic! I found the stabby pic! Will send soon!