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  1. Why wasn't Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz charged for murder for killing the witch... that is discrimination...
  2. my cat ate my bird, so couldnt tweet... back again...
  3. I woke up this morning with the ambition to do everything today perfect. I went back to sleep. damn I'm good at that. www.storytellerco.com
  4. Helllllllllllo
  5. Enjoying the sun while it lasts. Glorious day in South Africa.
  6. New season of #Heroes is looking insane....
  7. How much wood would a woodsman cut if a woodsman could cut wood. Mmmm.
  8. RIP Patrick Swayze.
  9. yes people... i am still around... :P
  10. RIP DJ AM
  11. I just bumped my head so hard that my eyes started to water... now I have a #$%^ headache.
  12. If a train leaves New York at 7am and travels West at 65 mph into a wind of 11 mph. What color socks will the train conductor be wearing?
  13. So last night this guy was looking at me funny and I warned him and he didn't listen. So I punched him and now my mirror is broken. :P
  14. The great thing about Wednesday is that the week is half gone. The horrible thing about Tuesday is that it's not Wednesday.
  15. so anyway Monday arrived without calling first... How Rude...
  16. jeesh, what a day... I prefer to say jeesh, what a night. On sundays i say jeesh, #$%^ it's monday tomorrow.
  17. so this morning i woke up early and thought... well i thought nothing as my brain only wakes up in an hour or so.
  18. THIS SPACE FOR RENT
  19. so anyway. a dog walked into a bar and the barman said "sorry, no dogs allowed"... and they threw him out. HOW RUDE...
  20. Watched G.I. Joe today. Absolutely brilliant.