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DylanWadeParker

@danzatore_ haha I gotchu ;) lol about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to danzatore_
FAUGHT22 Bros before hoes is what a bro without a hoe would say... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 4 others
Vegas baby! Gonna go shopping :) get some good shit :-) about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
ItsBadLuckBrian Tries to shoot a load in his girlfriend's face. Pisses. about 3 hours ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 1699 others
HornyFacts Morning Sex > 4:52 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 2316 others
CauseWereDrunk Boy: "Give me a blow job." Girl: "Can you be more romantic?" Boy: "Fine, give me a blow job in the rain." about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 251 others
Although you may reach deep into your imagination now, your ac... More for Cancer bit.ly/yk3b9m about 8 hours ago via Twittascope
Fuuuck. #OhShit about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
OmegaBlazeHD Females that like to be dominated during sex >>>>>>>> 4:49 PM May 2nd via web Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 1197 others
CauseWereGuys It's so hard to judge the age of girls these days.. 12:16 PM May 25th via txt Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 1357 others
You feel a flood of powerful emotions washing over you today w... More for Cancer bit.ly/yk3b9m 4:39 AM May 25th via Twittascope
@_NiceGuys_ #GreenHulkReady ..... FIGHT! 2:27 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to _NiceGuys_
@_NiceGuys_ good joke? 2:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to _NiceGuys_
@KrazyKaliMacKay nahhh. Hes getting dirty and ugly :p haha 2:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to KrazyKaliMacKay
@_NiceGuys_ the green hulk will smash the red hulk.. #YeahBro 2:23 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to _NiceGuys_
@_NiceGuys_ thats asking for way too much bro.. 2:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to _NiceGuys_
A couple more tweets till 4000. who wants it? 2:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
CauseWereDrunk A dick has a sad life... His neighbors are nuts, his bestfriend's a pussy, his owner beats him, and his hair is a mess. 1:27 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by DylanWadeParker and 279 others
The last day of school I dont have too.come cause of my.free period!! :) #HellYeah 1:00 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
If theres a senior at school today, your a straight up loser. #NoJoke ha 8:07 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android

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Name Dylan Parker
Location Mesquite, NV
Bio I was gonna quit my bad habits. But nobody likes a quiter (:

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