Dwight_KSchrute
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You say you love me, well I love chops and sauce @ AKA Mona Demarkov ! Question: Can you knock boots with a prosthetic limb?
2:38 PM Nov 8th
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FullTime RVer! @ You poop in a cupboard and sleep in a bread compartment every day?Only @ fans know about that level of pain
4:04 PM Oct 4th
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Tip: When performing an alien autopsy use steel buckets instead of chipped coffee cups. Obey me!
6:41 AM Aug 18th
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Tip: @ ! I use urine instead of detergent for washing. My 1st Pee of the day (Testosterone loaded) goes straight into a container.
8:13 AM Aug 17th
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Achtung @ @ @ You have breached my intelligence functions. You risk being imprisoned, executed, then shot!
8:14 AM Aug 16th
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Fact:On this day in 1980 (PETA) People for Ethical Treatment of Animals AKA (Anaemic Hippies Throwing Paint at Carnivores) was incorporated!
4:49 PM Aug 14th
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Affirmative @! I would need 7 minutes prep time to fill the moat around Schrute Farms with acid come Zombie-Day!
11:28 AM Aug 11th
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3 Hours emptying my DM box and 20 mins updating my Twitter background and Avatar. Twitizens, your verdict via @ ?
10:51 AM Aug 11th
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Fear/Trauma! @. Zombies sense both. It triggers a huge Dopamine hit to the adrenaline-like neurotransmitter into the zombie brain!
6:02 AM Aug 11th
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Guten Tag! @ Question: What is the Zombie motivation for attacking humans in @?
7:45 AM Aug 10th
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Apply Spider Webs and Sugar to the wound @. My grandmother saved a foot after she axed it while felling trees! Damn her feeble arms
8:05 AM Aug 9th
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Negative @ ! What if the Office Bouncer is armed with a Sling Shot plus a ready supply of large nuts/Ice for Ammo? Bouncer wins!
8:21 AM Aug 5th
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Good morning from the top of the food chain Peta @ ! Now where did I put my Gun Lube?
2:54 AM Jul 23rd
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I am demanding the swine flu vaccine! It contains self replicating hydrochloric acid producing nano-bots just like The Blob!
6:04 AM Jun 30th
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You are so last night soldier @. Rick Astley has been taken hostage by the NWO and force injected the swine flu vaccine!
6:01 AM Jun 30th
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Michael Jackson is dead! Let the Conspiracy Theories begin! Mine is he ran! 50 sold out shows, 50 x 60,000 approx x $40 = $120,000,000.00
7:21 PM Jun 25th
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Reincarnation? I say Demon! Obey me:
4:51 AM Jun 16th
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Fact: @! My biggest fear is losing my super-breath, which enables me to blow out air at room temperature in freezing conditions!
2:58 PM Jun 5th
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Question:Whats worse than a PETA activist? Answer:A junior PETA activist! I have just been called a 'Fish Killer' by a child. I felt proud.
12:20 PM May 31st
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Affirmative @! I turn my weakness into a strength. My eyes water when I yawn, I make myself yawn on purpose if my eyes are dry!
7:12 PM May 30th
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- Name Dwight Schrute
- Location Scranton,Pennsylvania
- Web http://www.dwight...
- Bio Guten tag subordinate. You have unearthed the physical phenomena known as Dwight K Schrute. Welcome to my imaginata.
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