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  1. Michael and I have returned from watching 'The Proposal'. I love our man dates.
  2. After being in the hospital for awhile, I am returning to the office. Jim better have not touched any of my personal belongings.
  3. I DO! I want some man meat!
  4. I will take Borat down. Did you know I am a 10x black belt??
  5. Jim put my phone in Jello again. I will dominate him.
  6. I am a alpha male. Bow down before me.