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  1. There were more July-like days in June than there have been in July.
  2. We're only halfway through, and with the caveat that Iowa weather can change at the drop of a hat, but
  3. @Mia_Ria You're messing with one of the fundamental facts of nature with that four triangles thing.
  4. Has KGAN BREAKING NEWS broken the news that their ownership group is on the verge of bankruptcy?
  5. @Mia_Ria Heathen! Two triangles. TWO!
  6. @Agent_M Did you prepare her for the onslaught of followers you'll generate for her?
  7. It's amazing how trimming my following list makes it easier to keep up. And in case you're wondering, I'm still following you.
  8. Taco Bell: The fast food choice of broke hipsters.
  9. Hardees apparently trying to be as obnoxious as Burger King in it's advertising.
  10. @SI_JonHeyman ChiSox are a good choice in St. Louis - they're the only team that comes close to the Cards in Cub-hatred.
  11. I can't wait for the commercial where the kid offs the mother and stuffs the unused minutes in her mouth.
  12. @lisa_mcmann I'm not wearing a wizard hat right now. I'm not. I'M NOT!!!!!
  13. Love the sight of the Arch over the outfield wall.
  14. If you are a certain age/body type, you may wish to reconsider your decision to wear a little black dress. At noon. On Monday. To Wal-Mart.
  15. @owillis Why you gotta hate on my people? It's not like the system is biased in our fav... Oh. Right. My bad.
  16. @EricaBuggy No idea. I've seen strippers with better 'dancing' skills.
  17. @landruajm Again? I thought that was Ilse's job now.
  18. @anamariecox Chuck's not up on the whole 'reading' thing.
  19. I've just experienced the music of Lady Gaga for the first time and, uhm, yeah. Now I never have to experience it again.
  20. So Joe says baseball needs less replay, not more. Huh?