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  1. RT @Agent_M: d-bag hero - a game where you have to hit "gold chain", "Hair gel", "Ed Hardy clothes" and "Fake orange tan" in time to bad rap
  2. @chaddadcock yessssssss. A foriegner, a wrestler, and a racist. Guess who didn't win? :/
  3. Quick, how many cast members from Predator have ran for public office? GO! No Wiki!
  4. Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Pretenders - 3. Joe Jackson - 3. Andrew Bird - 2. http://bit.ly/1KROrr
  5. @blakewingo these are the questions you ask BEFORE you get married. Because it is a freaking gamechanger afterwards.
  6. " Moloko Vellocet is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
  7. Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Elvis Costello & The Attractions - 3. Marshall Crenshaw - 1. Chris Difford - 1. http://bit.ly/1KROrr
  8. Gah! Peter and the Wolf is not the same as The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Idiots.
  9. I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikazie pilots wore helmets... (RT @runbyfusion)
  10. with the way you look i understand that you are not impressed
  11. @chaddadcock the word "radical" and its derivitive, "rad", are both most excellent and perfectly acceptable ways of communication to me.
  12. @chaddadcock its pretty rad. Blake and lee won't play with it with me. Dm an email and ill send you one your way.
  13. "Its from seseme street dumbass" I literally just spit sunkist all over myself when I heard that.
  14. @lmarcum if i know someone and you know someone and they are not the same, can we get these two together and watch who breaks first?
  15. My musical taste is a bit more complex than the genres that separate different stations on sirius/xm satellite radio.
  16. @blakewingo waaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrcraaaaaaaaaaaaafttttttttt!!!
  17. Heard the phrase "gop-timistic" on npr and immediately choked on my drink today.
  18. Havent written a song in months now. Feels like I've let someone important down.
  19. @baskinapple wait till you try it with your xbox. its money. and cake. and other good things.
  20. "i wouldnt say im robbing the cradle, if anything im robbing....the grave"