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  1. Watching the Vikings at Wilhagans in Nashville, headquarters of the Nashville Norsemen.
  2. I hate it when people budge past your row when you're getting off a plane. I want out too, ass-face. Wait your turn.
  3. Had a great weekend off back here in Nashville, watching football and being lazy. I'm beat from all this rest. :) Have a great week!!!
  4. Why is the Taco Bell drive-thru so backed up? Their entire menu is made up of different combinations of about five ingredients.
  5. I guess that last tweet only makes sense if you see it on your computer. I figured I'd give it a try anyway.
  6. .1ooʇsɹɐq ʎɯ uo ʞɔɐq ǝɯ ʇnd 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
  7. Now THAT'S funny! RT @Real_JaredAllen "Extreme Do-Over: Iron Mike's Life Edition"
  8. @JimCarrey Gonna catch it at the IMAX here in Nashville. Maybe seeing it this early will help keep the holidays from sneaking by me so fast.
  9. @WashWizards Jamison hasn't played, and Gilbert Arenas and Caron Butler are ball hogs who shoot the Wizards out of games. PASS THE BALL!!!
  10. @sherryanntaylor Thank you! We had fun, and it was nice to meet you too!
  11. At the Chris Ledoux Tribute Rodeo in Casper, WY. Our show is right after the rodeo.
  12. Headed over to Wrecker's Roadhouse in Chadron, NE, for tonight's show.
  13. Just had a couple beers with Heath Wright and Gary Hannan at Tin Roof, now I'm catching a flight from Nashville to Rapid City (via Denver).
  14. I think corn is a great role model. No matter what you go through, just keep being yourself.
  15. Watching the World Series at home in Nashville.
  16. @danieltosh How many dumps would Rosie O'Donnell have to take to completely bury Verne Troyer?
  17. Flying back to Nashville. Should be sitting at home in two hours.
  18. Playing at Thirsty's in Mitchell, SD, tonight. Bring it.
  19. Apparently, the @Denver_Broncos are trying to win over the San Diego crowd by dressing like the '84 Padres.
  20. Headed over to the Nebraska/Texas Tech game, followed by a show at Uncle Ron's at 9pm. Pace yourself Dustin. Pace yourself. :)