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Durnasty

  1. @ericanaccc @juanaparty @jackylikeaG @jakeseas @afleegs @daniellasuongas @kristenherdman @rachel_whatever @geoffrey_he now? tmrw? whenever about 1 hour ago via web in reply to ericanaccc
  2. Pool party? @Juanaparty @JackylikeaG @jakeseas @ericanaccc @afleegs @daniellasuongas @kristenherdman @rachel_whatever @Geoffrey_HE about 1 hour ago via web
  3. its a lovely night, and im cooped up in this house thats like a jail. i wanna go out about 16 hours ago via web
  4. fuck these trains, why are you so confusing? about 20 hours ago via web
  5. @heyimclaire7 like on a date? :P about 23 hours ago via web in reply to heyimclaire7
  6. i need out of this house. 2:23 PM May 24th via web
  7. Im just going to bed and the sun is already rising. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck 2:08 AM May 24th via txt
  8. Yeah, thats right religion isu, you're done. #Imawesome 9:20 PM May 22nd via txt
  9. Yeah, you're awesome. #Selfpeptalks 9:40 PM May 21st via txt
  10. Smooth david, smooth. Keep up the good work. #Selfpeptalks 9:23 PM May 21st via txt
  11. Holy shit, im so god damn funny, its a curse #dyingoflaughter 9:18 PM May 21st via txt
  12. @itsmaddieB hmm, not that far of a walk :P 7:05 PM May 20th via web in reply to itsmaddieB
  13. i need to go for a walk. 7:03 PM May 20th via web
  14. you've got me trapped in this purgatory. 6:58 PM May 20th via web
  15. Well, there goes another missed opportunity 9:41 PM May 18th via txt
  16. When hell freezes over... 10:10 PM May 17th via txt
  17. well, probably should have started check and reflect sooner. there's no way im passing the physics test tomorrow. 6:00 PM May 17th via web
  18. you're so full of shit. 5:58 PM May 17th via web
  19. i enjoy when people tweet things, and i know what they are talking about #littlethingsinlife 2:06 PM May 17th via web
  • Name David Dearness
  • Location Pickering
  • Bio i don't always tweet, but when i do, its not important or interesting.
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