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Avatar? More like Abs-atar. Those smurfs were cut! about 6 hours ago from web
Nothing says Xmas like listening to my parents argue about the air-conditioning. about 13 hours ago from web
Florida's freezing! I've got my Tommy Bahama shirt buttoned all the way up to my navel. 10:52 AM Dec 21st from web
Dad & I both fell asleep watching Brothers screener. Had to rewind looking for big sex scene. Nope! 7:01 PM Dec 20th from web
NY Daily hops on Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves bandwagon http://tinyurl.com/yackrwc 5:55 PM Dec 19th from web
Guy next to me on plane was reading Glenn Beck book so I didn't feel bad for sweating booze all over him. Should have taken shoes off 5:46 PM Dec 19th from web
headed to a bar. i apologize in advance to whoever is sitting next to me on the 630am to s. florida. 9:19 PM Dec 18th from web
Just watched Clooney in an old episode of Sisters. Totally amazing and sublime. 8:24 PM Dec 18th from web
Just watched Clooney in Up in the Air. Totally amazing and sublime. 8:23 PM Dec 18th from web
@rohlich You must be reading that hot new Jonah Hill/ Jason Segal spec. 4:52 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to rohlich
@DanceManiac Sounds like your holiday tradition is copying Vince Vaughn movies. I remember last Xmas you went all 'Clay Pigeons'! 12:49 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to DanceManiac
Mr. I Can Haz Cheesburg @benhuh is allergic to cats 2! Proves my unrequited love theory about the allergic peeps being pet obsessed. 12:41 PM Dec 18th from web
That sexual dog food tweet was supposed 2 be from my PWWTKT account. My bad. 11:13 PM Dec 17th from web
If you're gonna make me lick it off you at least make it the good dog food. 9:12 PM Dec 17th from web
@Just_Alison Ouch! You just got 'Summer'd'! 9:09 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to Just_Alison
There's been confusion re: my S. Martin blowing A. Baldwin tweet. It's cause Martin's NOT on poster & Baldwin's smiling. I swear it's funny. 8:28 PM Dec 17th from web
Got about 10 live-tweeting Jersey Shore feeds. May be a sign to branch out of my following comfort zone. 8:26 PM Dec 17th from web
Saw Up In The Air. How do you direct Clooney? Just keep telling him "Less charming, George" over and over again? 4:31 PM Dec 17th from web
@SidtheDog You r adorable. But please put some pants on. And a funny hat! 4:04 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to SidtheDog
RT @laweekly Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves interview: http://bit.ly/5PlqQf 8:46 AM Dec 15th from web