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  1. Sobering up watching Ferris Bueller. How did Alan Ruck not win an Academy Award?
  2. THE ROAD is solid, but needs a cooler title. Like TWO FOR THE ROAD or ROAD 2 NOWHERE or ROAD TRIPPIN'!.
  3. Apparently Viggo Mortensen isn't as excited that we went to the same college as I am. He walked off before I could sing our alma mater song.
  4. Just saw The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. I prefer to remember Heath from his DirecTV commercial.
  5. @ericspiegelman Thanks for pointing out similarities w/ my McGruff the Crime Dog and last yrs Dog the Dog Bounty Hunter costume. PS i hate u
  6. @highindustrial I believe the kids now call them appeteazers. Say it, it's addictive.
  7. Fantastic Mr. Fox is 2nd best hipster stoner furvert movie of the year! But what kind of screening doesn't have a Mr. Fox mascot at theatre?
  8. Seriously, I need to borrow a detectivey raincoat and fedora? Come on twitter, be my bitch.
  9. Anyone have nunchucks, a ski mask and fake gun I can borrow? ... Um yeah, sure whatever, for Halloween.
  10. Then got a parking ticket IN A GARAGE (was parked rear first)! What's the diff! Anyone have any experience fighting Santa Monica cityhal?
  11. Just saw Kooza. Kept waiting for the animals to show up. WTF kind of cirque is that?
  12. I'm not saying I have my finger on the pulse of America--but dressed-up pets are suddenly the new black. So I guess I am saying it.
  13. @hlkneedler and @ghoulsby need a reality show. float one of the cats off tied to a big balloon and let the offers pour in.
  14. Is there a PG-13 version of Antichrist playing anywhere?
  15. I need to vent. Is there a Yelp for dipshit Hollywood producers?
  16. Touche, Catholic Church. What we lost in anti-pedophile members, we'll gain in sexist homophobes!
  17. Folk?! Was more excited when I thought I was seeing the Monsters of Funk tonight.
  18. Add udon to the expanding list of foods I shouldn't eat right before a date. Someone's writing all this down, right?
  19. Weekly World News signs with CAA. Bend over and grab your ankles, BatBoy!
  20. Zach Braff dying would be just my shit luck.