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DuleepOffside

@boatchips3 Thanks. Appreciated. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to boatchips3
elgoodo49 spiked-online.com/site/article/1… ABC (anyone but Chelsea), easy as 123. @DuleepOffside 4:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by DuleepOffside
After reading all the #IbelongtoDougie tweets I'm now walking to work singing 'He saved us 3 times'. Inspirational. Legend. #CPFC about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Saying he'd studied Italian football & spent summer hols watching Palermo & Milan train. The Glasgow Mourinho. #IbelongtoDougie #CPFC about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@janexrj Haha. I'm not against them. Just don't think they'll meet our energy needs. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to janexrj
Wind farms? Yeah right. Let's go back to subsistence farming while we're at it. Of course we need nuclear power. #BBCQT 3:31 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Is it ok for Olympic torchbearers to flog their torches on EBay? Yes. Next question please. #BBCQT 3:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Fox_Claire Shock Griff Rhys Jones right on need for rows in parl however abrasive & made gd point to cf with anti-democratic cozy chats re #euro #bbcqt 3:01 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by DuleepOffside and 3 others
FYPFanzine Big Calv brutally honest in #cpfc exit interview with @GrahamMoody - bit.ly/KdBF2B best of luck for the future Calvin! 2:45 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DuleepOffside and 1 other
David Willetts without specs doesn't look as two-brained as he used to. He's been de-boffinated. #BBCQT 2:52 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
If you missed it: See my column on why hating #CFC or #MUFC is football's version of Newton's 3rd law of motion? fb.me/1LwzDXRMz 2:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@MarcSilverside @hilary_cross Your jaegerbomb days are numbered Mark. It'll be dirty nappies & no sleep for quite a while. 2:17 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarcSilverside
@Hilary_Cross Even if they played like Brazil it would still be tragedy. 2:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Hilary_Cross
@Hilary_Cross Haha. Very good. Sat night was a tragedy. 1:56 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Hilary_Cross
@tweetingnav @rodusu We can be nicked for singing indecent songs about BHA. Celtic fans can be done for Irish rebel songs. Law is an ass. 1:27 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tweetingnav
@tweetingnav Fine. Me too. But wouldn't want them prosecuted. Would rather staff took collective action against racist employers. 1:23 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tweetingnav
@tweetingnav @rodusu Oh God no. This is civilised debate. Imagine the trolling - not to mention Trolleying that might ensue. 1:16 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tweetingnav
@tweetingnav @rodusu Just because something is illegal it doesn't mean the law is correct. 1:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tweetingnav
@Hilary_Cross @marcsilverside I'm sure it goes down a treat watching Europa League on a Thurs night ;-) 1:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Hilary_Cross
@RoDuSu @tweetingnav Who was 1st 2 b convicted under Race Relations Act 1968? Black activist Michael X. Censorship doesn't stop with racists 1:10 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RoDuSu

Name Duleep Allirajah
Location South London
Web http://www.spiked...
Bio Writes a sport column for spiked. Hates Mexican waves, jester's hats & the sanitisation of football. Likes Crystal Palace & abusive banter. Views are my own.