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  1. @wbbock well...you did that to yourself...
  2. Fact: if you're wearing a mustache and you are under the age of 37, you are an asshole. This means you hipster at this bread co!
  3. This Panera in Columbia is really annoying. I don't know why, just really annoyed by it right now. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT CISCO SALES REP!?
  4. Damnit Maria Bamford! Quit being freakin' adorable!
  5. @muzikmann81 replace "iocane powder" with "Corporate Bullshit" and it's a pretty true statement
  6. has spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
  7. @muzikmann81 Dexter's sister is an acquired taste...she gets better in the next season...becomes a "real person".
  8. Eggs not over easy = Fail! RT @Renniegade23: Steak and Eggs at the Hyatt in downtown Milwaukee. Bkfst of champs. http://twitpic.com/tizjz
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The candles in a menorah are called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Leviticus.
  10. RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Congratulations on baby 19 Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. Because the world needs one more social retard. #clowncarvagina
  11. "The only winning move is not to play." ~WarGames
  12. And so, as always, with the snow and cold comes my yearly argument with myself about why anyone would choose to build a F'ing city here!
  13. Apparently, after you've rated about 2000 movies on Netflix it pretty much gives up on recommending anything to you.
  14. Hello. My name is Jim and I'm an "I don't give two shits"-aholic.
  15. Wonders if our small Christmas tree will turn into a small Christmas fire
  16. Global Warming summit in December in Copenhagen makes as much sense as an Anti Nudity summit in July in Las Vegas.
  17. Also, delightful: http://bit.ly/4yFWur
  18. RT @rands: It's like a vampire, but awesome: http://j.mp/5GQxci
  19. http://bit.ly/5XJCKo Great interview with Jonathan Ive (Apple's vp of industrial design)
  20. Dear snow, It is 39 degrees according to my phone and you are not supposed to fall until it is below 32 degrees. Please recalibrate. Thanks.