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  1. Moon. Yippee.
  2. Man, this place is teeming with bodacious-ness. Yeah, you, lady in the Mickey Mouse shirt, you're the capstone to this pyramid of awesome.
  3. Vertical Limit, sweet! Look, crazy guy! He has a beard! Wow, weird Brits! They're naked! This movie is so fucking awesome. Climbing rules.
  4. @fullspeedlohan fall asleep to LOTR cause you'll think you're in a Led Zeppelin song with hobbits and rockin' guitars.
  5. Obama is an ass man! Woot-woot.
  6. Housewives of New Jersey are, like, not, you know, good people. Damn, I just tweeted the shit out of that.
  7. I'm starting a sex-fueled glam rock band called The Möbius Landing Strip, sorta a Mott the Hoople mixed with Kiss by way of Ziggy Stardust.
  8. @eisenbear-I know you're working and I hate to tell you this but you're missing out. We saw Billy fucking Crystal. The performance = great.
  9. Just peed next to the Whammy guy from Anchorman. I might have seen his ween, awkward. Also Loni Anderson. Huge Boner. Heaven? No, Spamalot.
  10. Today, Weinermobileman Oscar Meyer has departed for the grand grill in the sky (he's dead, Jim), or do you think he's roasting in hell? Ha!
  11. "So good a man as this must surely have a name. I believe, I will name the fellow 'Jack Pumpkinhead'!"
  12. You know, having a mustache is much like having a Vespa - it's only fun when someone else is riding it. Hey-oh!
  13. Fuck this shit. LA and us citizens are shelling out $4M for this memorial for a man who was a wax skeleton that fiddled kids. Go away MJ.
  14. I doubt Steve Winwood will get this much coverage when he dies.
  15. Officials are expecting more than 100,000 people at MJ's Staples funeral. Unless they all dance Thriller, nothing about this is good. Balls.
  16. If someone asks for cake then you best not give them pie. You better have a shotgun close by if you make the mistake. It's how WW2 began.
  17. Sometimes you just have to sit down to pee.
  18. Public Enemies: how John Dillinger learned to love the FBI and stop worrying about money...with a bullet to the brain. Good flick.
  19. American Apparel's Dov Charney is a true hero: when he isn't taint slapping his employees, he's hiring illegals to work his sweatshops.
  20. I've determined that when attending a monkey knife fight, it's best not to bring a banana smoothie.