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  1. @kzielony@ashurexm Eff the water, drink beer!
  2. Hanging on to the last little bit of fall. Happy Thanksgiving! http://twitpic.com/r37qp
  3. RT @Danny_DeVito: "Happy "Killed Native Americans Day!" Fuck! We do what we gotta do! All guilty! Support Casinos! HAHAHAHA
  4. Woohoo @MissT_85 said yes to going steady with me!
  5. @dashleysteele @iHubby if you wear track suits you should be holding half eaten summer sausages, and jason's nickname should be pussy hands
  6. One more: "If you are gifted a chocolate penis and plan on eating it in public, hold it like a piece of corn" -Dana Gould
  7. "Have you ever dated a goth chick for 4 or 5 months before realizing she is just an Orthodox Jew" -Dana Gould
  8. Remember junior year world religions class? http://twitpic.com/qq22c
  9. I cannot wait for the Unrated BluRay version! http://twitpic.com/qnfab
  10. Janet, your brother touched little boys and is dead, that doesn't give you the right to lip sync on TV, where are the real headliners #AMA
  11. So ghetto so hood http://twitpic.com/qh981
  12. Oh my shit
  13. They have my size! http://twitpic.com/qexvl
  14. Spending my afternoon sitting in a chair in the bra department. http://twitpic.com/qexh1
  15. I hope the #Ducks go Psalm 109 all over Arizona tonight.
  16. @iHubby my mom found her birth mother on the Internet. Not a social neworking site though.
  17. @dashleysteele and twins....wrong commercial
  18. @dashleysteele I am so psyched for tonights shows.
  19. Nothing feels more American than fudging the numbers on a customs slip when shipping overseas. #goamerica
  20. VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS, booked our trip tonight. Vegas baby!