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DryFinger

Donegal at 2pm, Sligo 3pm, Westport 5pm about 6 hours ago via txt
@Baneparkour now that's just greedy! 11:26 AM May 24th via txt
Cock juggling thunder-cunt #redeemingfeature 6:24 AM May 24th via txt
@Baneparkour its really terrible! With Blade less is more. Obviously something these guys didn't know! Yeah, heading down to donegal later 5:49 AM May 24th via txt
Halfway thru Blade Trinity... I actually think this is a film worse than Suckerpunch. Something I never thought I'd say! 5:41 AM May 24th via txt
SUFTUM 8:56 AM May 19th via txt
Continuing the @baneparkour lvls of hunger into today! #pitythefridge 8:09 AM May 14th via txt
10pm and still eating! Feeling @baneparkour levels of hunger today! 1:56 PM May 13th via txt
@Baneparkour what you think of it?? 2:28 PM May 11th via txt
@Baneparkour yes, yes we are! Take you've checked it out online?? 2:24 PM May 11th via txt
High kicks and spent clips....... It's Hard Target baby! 2:13 PM May 11th via txt
@Baneparkour the wire, not a bad substitute 1:38 PM May 11th via txt
@Baneparkour unfortunatly magz veto'd it 1:35 PM May 11th via txt
Roadhouse on ch 5 tonight. Probably only be about 3 mins long! 10:41 AM May 9th via txt
I see Roose Bolton on GOT and think.... U cunt! 12:53 PM May 8th via txt
Jus seen Prometheus trailer during homeland catch up. Got a massive sf bone! Less than a month to go! 12:05 PM May 7th via txt
Where's the cue ball going!!?? #virgo 1:34 PM May 6th via txt
AB 47 off 17 balls, taking Dale Steyn for over 23 in one over! Like watching a movie! 11:00 AM May 6th via txt
AB De Villiers is a batting monster!!! 10:50 AM May 6th via txt
@Ckgilmore yeah that sounds like it 9:53 AM May 6th via txt

Name Paul Semple
Location The Glynn
Bio Badger! Meles Meles! Demolitions expert!! Explosions! Flames! Burning things!!! Gaming, Movies and Cult Culture!