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  1. drinking snowcap at the mls cup. can't beat that. 5:01 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  2. at the MLS cup. wondering why anyone would buy a beckham jersey over landon. [bitages] 4:47 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  3. Just got back. Glad to be home. 7:40 PM Nov 21st from Xbox LIVE
  4. eric is a db 12:45 PM Nov 21st from txt
  5. There is a mother f'ing ruckus, and a frisbee. 11:48 PM Oct 23rd from txt
  6. This happened: http://www.imdb.com/title/t... 11:26 PM Oct 21st from API
  7. #balloonboy is mia. oh why is cooper stuck in dialysis 101 today! 1:09 PM Oct 15th from txt
  8. when will parents learn to stop leaving their helium floating devices unattended. 12:22 PM Oct 15th from txt
  9. this wine smells like Burger King [drinking it anyway]. 10:45 PM Oct 7th from txt
  10. this stairwell smells suspiciously like pickles. [curious] 4:07 PM Oct 7th from txt
  11. 21 points in my crib. best hand i think i have ever had. [woot] 7:54 PM Oct 6th from txt
  12. shameless plugs. naive people. the food smells good though. 12:06 PM Oct 3rd from txt
  13. less than one hour in. already breaking. we're going to get a lot done. 8:58 AM Oct 3rd from txt
  14. the conference is about to start and they are rocking to james taylor. rockin' 8:07 AM Oct 3rd from txt
  15. late tweet: MLS 2010 opener announced. 3.25.10 Union@Sounders. [rivalry=go] 12:58 PM Sep 25th from txt
  16. beer gardens work better in the sun. my beer is getting watered down. 10:44 AM Sep 19th from txt
  17. it is raining for the match today. should make for a memorable experience. FU Chivas. Go SOUNDERS! 10:20 AM Sep 19th from txt
  18. I would like to congratulate Obama for calling Kanye West a jackass. I would call him much worse. 9:02 PM Sep 15th from web
  19. We're bidding to host WorldCup. Sign this petition and show the world we're passionate abt. soccer http://bit.ly/16AWuv #gousabid 8:03 PM Sep 14th from web
  20. kathy has denied me permission to eat any of her hummis. it is a dark dark day. [sick] 7:27 PM Sep 12th from txt