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DriftRoberts

  1. @thegreatwaltzer Hey, check your DM's. Me being on the show tonight fell through unfortunately. I'm sorry, I hope something comes up again. about 4 hours ago via web
  2. @thegreatwaltzer Nice! Did not know you lived there. It's at Main Hangar Restaurant tonight from 9-10. More info here: conta.cc/IJhKKF about 12 hours ago via web in reply to thegreatwaltzer
  3. Tonight: Hosting a comedy show in an aircraft hangar-themed family restaurant with a potato bar in Decatur, IL. Tomorrow: A bag of weed! about 12 hours ago via web
  4. #FF and wish @shanecomedy a happy birthday! He destroyed at all five shows in Peoria a couple weeks ago, which is a notch above slaying. 9:21 AM May 25th via web
  5. Best thing I've ever read! Ready? Okay, here we go: "Yakov Smirnoff has invited you to like his new page Lunch with the Brady Bunch." 7:40 AM May 25th via web
  6. #FF @mattclemens This guy #FF'ed me under the header "nice guys". Not sure what those quotation marks were supposed to mean. 6:09 AM May 25th via web
  7. It's lucky that most people hellbent on living "off the grid" can't afford to pay their electric bill. 4:30 AM May 25th via web
  8. I'm sure it'll work out. twitpic.com/9oz9yk 2:52 AM May 25th via Twitpic
  9. Somebody that should not have a cell phone. twitpic.com/9oyxw4 2:10 AM May 25th via Twitpic
  10. It's weird that I'd rather the people who are against abortions have them more often. 10:57 PM May 24th via web
  11. My response to a comic booking a show earlier tonight should not have been me laughing when he asked me to send him "my avails". 10:19 PM May 24th via web
  12. How much should I hate myself for signing up for a Pinterest account? Just wondering what the appropriate amount is. 10:14 PM May 24th via web
  13. Brett Erickson, Sean Rouse, and I are featured on Comedy Green Rooms today. That is all. comedygreenrooms.tumblr.com 5:12 PM May 24th via web
  14. "Look at this bunch of derelicts strolling in here." - Everybody at Perkins two hours ago after the @BeardsOfComedy and friends walked in. 11:24 PM May 23rd via web
  • Name Drift Roberts
  • Location Peoria, IL
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio I am a Peoria-born comedian and much like Richard Pryor am black and was raised in a brothel.
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