DrewPerraut
Security at Dept. of Agriculture much tighter than security at Congress. Also, Dept. of Agriculture is frickin' huge. God damn Iowa.
| Gary Shandling: Do you have a Hybrid? Huffington: I have two, actually! GS: So isn't that just one regular car? |
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| Late to the party, but I can't get enough of In Rainbows right now. |
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| @BerinSzoka in case you missed it: http://tiny.cc/UryAW |
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| What's going on tonight? Probably need some "social interaction." |
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| No sympathy yet. Clinton is the teen horror candidate--we must be absolutely, positively sure she's dead before we empathize. |
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| Tropicana Casino closing http://tinyurl.com/5tbxbo. Not surprised: my bed there had kind of a lot of blood in it. |
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| Yes, seriously: http://elfurl.com/0bcjv |
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| CNN now includes icon to order t-shirt with given headlines printed, obviously explaining previous. News now officially postmodern. |
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| Best CNN headline today: "Bleeding, greasy man stuck in vent." |
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| omg, always forget how much better the coffee is here; liberaltarianism also slightly sweeter. |
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| Writing about liberaltarianism at Murky this morning. |
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| Making mint juleps for the Kentucky Derby is my sacred trust as a Southerner-by-birth: Bourbon, simple syrup infused w/mint, bourbon, ice. |
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| Thanks to the regulatory state, I have to pay a mechanic to drive my Volvo down 66 in the middle of the night at 100mph. Don't ask. |
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| Saddest newsfeed update: "Your friends Sean and Grant are no longer engaged. [broken heart]" This is why privacy settings must be adjusted. |
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| DarkRoom is amazing. Hooray for retro productivity. Thanks to @jerrybrito for the tip! |
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| @nikhilb we should get these crazy kids together--sounds like they'd make a good pair! |
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| Days my current roomie has lived here: ~60. Days he has screamed at customer service people over the phone: ~60 (so far). |
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| Myers-Briggs: My boyfriend and I are a natural fit. |
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| Going to Pittsburgh for the weekend later today. |
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