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  1. Just explained Twitter to my grandmother. Had to explain that I don't actually know @ryanseacrest. 5:07 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  2. Penn Station is a parking lot tonight. As in, "Clearly this is not a place you would expect to catch a train." 5:17 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  3. Can we go back to twenty-ten, etc. for the year instead of two-thousand-ten? Over 90 years the syllables will add up. 4:39 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  4. Twitterbservation; 13000+ discharged b/c of Don't Ask Don't Tell but no one ever discharged for violating Don't Ask part. 2:42 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  5. "Merry Little Christmas" lyrics always seemed off to me. Glad to know there's a reason: http://tinyurl.com/2xdcku 4:20 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web
  6. Official website for Double Steak Day has finally been updated for 2009. Celebrate this Sunday! http://www.doublesteakday.com 10:00 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  7. Toys for Tots deal in lobby looks good but am holding off for superior trade: Toys for Guns. Or could bring 2 toys and get 1 each. 6:55 AM Dec 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  8. Business Advice: To save time, don't offer carrots and sticks. Simply offer carrot sticks. 7:05 PM Nov 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  9. Unrelated New Double Steak Day site should be up in a few days. DSX2 2009 is Dec 13. 5:41 AM Nov 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  10. Whether talking KSM or the Obama bow, the right prove time + again to be superstitious cowards, idiots, and opportunists. 5:40 AM Nov 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  11. New word: "Spamborgs" = 1/2-human, 1/2-spambot. Not sure how that works, but be vigilant! They will look just like us. 8:44 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  12. Coined phrase: "Twipping Point" -- Point at which majority of your followers are spambots (+ new posts at http://www.drewmelbourne.com.) 8:34 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  13. Paranormal Activity = appropriately scary. Would be hard pressed to think of a scarier movie but don't want to oversell. 6:56 PM Oct 18th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  14. Is "Flash of Two Worlds" a pun? "FoTW" gets 253,000 Google Hits. "Clash of Two Worlds" gets 529,000 GHs. 5:07 PM Oct 9th, 2009 from web
  15. New Doctor Who logo looks cool on black but doesn't look like it will hold up as well against multi-color or in 3-D. (Like the current one.) 4:54 PM Oct 6th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  16. FACT: REM 's "Everybody Hurts" is NOT appropriate music to pipe into an airport terminal. Save it for 4am at Denny's. 6:44 AM Oct 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  17. Half stack pringles container keeps dumping open in my backpack. Thesis the worst day of Middle School ever! 5:59 AM Sep 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  18. A point in the conservative's favor: racists will be opposed to Obama no matter what. They can't help who agrees with them. 2:47 PM Sep 17th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  19. On fairness: "If it's okay to give someone the benefit of the doubt, shouldn't assuming the worst be equally acceptable?" 9:17 PM Aug 29th, 2009 from web
  20. (You know it's time to go to bed when you've started watching Glen Beck and you're tweeting about him.) 11:20 PM Aug 26th, 2009 from TwitterBerry