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Dresephine

  1. Cleaning and packing, because in 36 hours, we’ll be Florida bound! #soexcitedimightjustpeealittle
  2. @Belemrys @jbr0die oh crap. Our lives are over. Put the popcorn on!
  3. @Belemrys @jbr0die Now none of us will ever be productive again! At least until our box sets run out…
  4. @jbr0die The Guardian is (basically) about a child advocacy lawyer, not as serious as Law & Order, not as light as Deep End, I’m a fan.
  5. @jbr0die favorite random netflix lawyer show: The Deep End. Second fav: The Guardian.
  6. @Belemrys shoot. I’m quitting my job so I can do nothing but eat pancakes with you.
  7. “@HonestToddler: Toddler Tip: Don’t pause too long between breaths while sleeping or your mom will poke you in the face.” // I’ve done it.
  8. “@symmetricmom: Seriously. My kid looks like Caillou. Mommy haircut fail.” He’s not bleeding, he doesn’t have a mullet or a perm. #mommywin
  9. Dear Lady taking pictures with your iPad...You are not as discreet as you think you are. Sit down. Love, Actually Discreet Photographer
  10. I'm about to watch the Awesome Twins graduate preschool!!! twitter.com/Dresephine/sta…
  11. “@JoshStockwell: @Dresephine Word up! Some would say I Excel at tech based humour.” Wow. I'm going to find you a Publisher.
  12. “@JoshStockwell: @Dresephine Microsoft weather report: Outlook not so good...” // You're a technology based comedy genius :)
  13. @Belemrys are you saying your brain is unhealthy or healthy?
  14. Microsoft Outlook (Not Responding) means we should all just go home.
  15. Three cheers for a big badonkadonk! “@UberFacts: Having a fat butt and thighs is healthier for your brain than having a fatter stomach.”
  16. @rm_kendall keep me updated on our lil guy!
  17. Actual words from an actual website heading: "How does the photo look like?" #ouchmygrammarhurts