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  1. Starter? Check! Lasagne? Check! Engage extra pudding stomach... I don't care if it cannae take much more of this... All power to apple pie!! 12:44 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  2. @RealBillBailey was at your show last night. Absoloutely brilliant!! Kudos to conductor for keeping you and orchestra in line. 5:22 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to RealBillBailey
  3. Extra 2K on the weights this morning - Ouch!!! 10:46 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. Ben & Jerrys & Pinotage. Yum!!! 1:58 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  5. As today would have been his birthday... http://tinyurl.com/lfy8m7 #Palebluedot Always worth a look. 12:20 AM Nov 9th from web
  6. Despite what my wife says, having a slice of chocolate cake as an appetizer for dessert is just wrong! 11:55 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  7. Now I come to think of it, it was more elective surgery. Replacing an ear after a vicious puppy attack. Vanity! You know how gargoyles are! 2:31 AM Nov 7th from web
  8. Just performed emergency surgery on a gargoyle. 2:29 AM Nov 7th from web
  9. Another day, another dilemma. 1:10 AM Nov 4th from web
  10. @hughesab77 Diet? Why is it the people who don't need to go on diets are the ones on a diet?! 7:16 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to hughesab77
  11. I want to get listed #TwitterMeath add yourself here http://bit.ly/2C70pP 6:37 AM Nov 3rd from web
  12. Fact: Puppies can go from clean and bathed to filthy in 2.015 seconds. (less when assisted by freshly muddied lawns) 4:22 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  13. Just made a loan to a deserving entrepeneur through www.kiva.org/ Dr Bill would be proud... indeedin he would. 8:36 AM Oct 30th from web
  14. Happy Birthday Internet!!! http://tinyurl.com/yzto4ny 4:57 AM Oct 29th from web
  15. Maja, our Golden Retriever, has her sister staying over & doesn't understand why she needs to sleep downstairs with the dog tonight! 1:21 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  16. Meatballs... Hmm... :-P 12:22 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  17. Reading 'The Atheist's guide to Christmas'. Excellent read. Recommend it highly. 12:28 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  18. How is it that spare bedrooms need a vaccum clean, even though they have not been used, or entered into by anyone since the last one? 6:07 AM Oct 26th from web
  19. Bank Holiday. Hmm, breakfast then take Maja for a walk I think. Easier than usual Monday decisions, plus no 5.30am start. 2:15 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  20. Two- yes Two! Marathon shopping trips completed in one afternoon... And still sane. Aren't I Satan? He says I am, so that's ok then. 12:39 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie