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dr_lightman

  1. Valentine's sex is even better than birthday sex. Right, @gillian_foster?
  2. @gillian_foster aye, aye.
  3. @gillian_foster Excellent. Let's have sex.
  4. @gillian_foster insurance policy. Oops.
  5. @gillian_foster THIS IS A GIFT. IT COMES WITH A PRIIIIIICE. A rather large price, I think... I hope that fire damage is covered by our
  6. @gillian_foster Surprise! Merry Christmas.
  7. @gillian_foster okay. Ahem. THERE'S AAAAAA FIIIIIIIIRE BURNING IN THE OFFICE BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH FUN WITH A BOX OF MATCHES, OI.
  8. @gillian_foster I quite like the sound of that.
  9. @JanuaryLight @gillian_foster "Crack," you say? Did somebody call @AlecFosterpants?
  10. @AlecFosterpants @JanuaryLight @gillian_foster the fuck is going on here.
  11. @gillian_foster ...oh...
  12. @gillian_foster oh?
  13. @gillian_foster I was thinking about setting fire to the rain—you know how much I love matches.
  14. @gillian_foster I want to serenade you. Shall I start with Adele?
  15. @gillian_foster I'llllll TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLYREALLY WANT.
  16. @JossaDosBichos @wllrb 'prospero año nuevo' and all that.
  17. @TRhooligan1 handsome bastard.
  18. Feliz Navidad, bitches!
  19. @gillian_foster and I are going to bake a cake.