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  1. #aircanada is the worst. a lady stole our seat, and the flight attendant actually hid from us rather than move her. never again.
  2. @cesarmillan I love your show!!
  3. good morning, caffeine. welcome to my bloodstream. make yrself at home.
  4. @MinnieTheMooch cherry blossom branch
  5. @MinnieTheMooch i want one, but i want it to look like a watercolor painting.
  6. tyler's in palm spring- such good burgers.... mmmm...
  7. mah shoes are FIERCE.
  8. also- if i have to endure spontaneous vomit, i should be rewarded with weight loss! the lack of said weight loss is insult to injury.
  9. i'm tired of the surprise puking. stupid hernia. my sinus cavity is not the place for vomit to be.
  10. i'm thinking that the subway 'seafood sensation' is the sensation of violent evacuation from both ends, simultaneously.
  11. @Wrymouth i can read it. it shows up on yr page. you should send a direct message if you only want one person to see it.
  12. MMMMMM summer fruit time. i got me some nectarines, peaches, and cherries.
  13. ugh, my computer should have an button that prevents online shopping after 10pm. what am i going to do with a wireless spy camera?
  14. @RobertSchofield OMGOMG HOW CUTE IS THAT?? (hint: very!)
  15. driving to school, late, just spilled chocolate soy milk on my crotch...
  16. first cup of coffee from my new french press, made with fresh beans from my new grinder. mmmm..... i am beyond wired.
  17. whee! i've been accepted to med school! make way, future quack coming thru. now where did i leave my leeches...
  18. oh man, trying to step-down my caffeine addiction. who knew that coffee was the only reason i could stand to be in class? i'm dying.
  19. i like having the ear of the king... bwahahaha
  20. lay down on my couch. tell me about your mother....