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  1. THESE "HOT DOGS" TASTE REMARKABLY LIKE HADROSAURIDAE. SLIGHTLY FEWER BONES THOUGH!
  2. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: mammal, behold, world - http://w33.us/1bpr
  3. .@ardaniel THIS IS A COMMON BUT SIMPLE PROBLEM. BITE THE HEAD OFF A MAMMAL SITTING NEXT TO YOU AS AN EXAMPLE TO THE OTHERS.
  4. @paulens UNDER CLAW!
  5. .@ZCULLEN THE UGLY ONES. LOOK AT THIS GUY http://tinyurl.com/yffgcg9 HE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE.
  6. .@VectorGamma THEY ARE COOL. FEATURES ARE AN EXCELLENT WAY TO REGULATE TEMPERATURE - THAT WAS A HILARIOUS SCIENCE JOKE THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT
  7. ARGH! HUMAN INTERNET: THAT IS NOW HOW CATS TALK!
  8. .@TheNeezer RE-ENGINEER ALL THE COOL DINOSAUR SPECIES AND RULE AS THEIR ETERNAL GODKING, OBVIOUSLY. HOW WAS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?
  9. .@warlick IT IS PROGRESSING IN WAYS YOU COULD SCARCELY COMPREHEND WITH YOUR FEEBLE MAMMALIAN BRAIN MEAT.
  10. .@Erignamatic YOU HAVE CONFUSED MY ARMS FOR THOSE OF A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GENUS CALLED TYRANNOSAURUS. ALSO, WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN.
  11. IT IS A CRIME TO KILL ONE HUMAN; IT IS NOT A CRIME TO KILL ALL HUMANS. DISCUSS.
  12. .@warlick THEY ARE WELCOME TO DO SO! I'LL JUST BE BY THE PHONE SO I DON'T MISS IT WHEN THEIR OWN TIME TRAVELING SUPER GENIUS CALLS. OH WAI--
  13. .@Tailschu INCORRECT! MAMMALS ARE THE ABERRATION. DINOSAURS HAVE FIRSTIES!
  14. #theresway2many OF YOU!
  15. ALSO THE SEINFELD RERUNS.
  16. THE ONE THING I WILL MISS ABOUT YOUR WORTHLESS SPECIES IS THE SCREAMING WHEN YOU ARE HUNTED FOR SPORT.
  17. .@bzarcher THUSLY: "WE MASTERED THE ENDOTHERMIC ARTS WHILE YOUR MISERABLE ANCESTORS WERE STILL HUDDLED IN THE SHADOWS OF OUR TERRIBLE GLORY"
  18. VISIT SUNNY DINOSAUR ISLAND! WHERE YOU WILL LIVE AND NOT BE EATEN AND DEFINITELY NEVER EXPERIMENTED UPON! THAT WOULD BE CRAZY.
  19. .@Kerinus GENOCIDESAURUS!!!
  20. .@ZCULLEN I USE A KEYBOARD OF MY OWN BRILLIANT DESIGN THAT IS SPECIALLY ENGINEERED TO WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF MY SUPERIOR REPTILIAN TYPING!