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DrThaddeusMinge

  1. As #samanthabrick 's GP I can exclusively reveal that she's got a fanny like a wizard's sleeve.
  2. In my days as a consultant gynaecologist I had to stare at a lot of fannys. That's why I have an aversion to @Joey7Barton
  3. Today is National Give A Stranger A Disease Day. I shall be infecting passers by with Dengue Fever.
  4. It's so cold outside that there's now a national testicle shortage.
  5. Scientists have cloned @Joey7Barton but were disappointed to learn they'd misunderstood the brief 'create a lifelike cunt'.
  6. Today's International Kissing Day. Several nasty diseases can be transmitted through kissing such as glandular fever,cold sores and marriage
  7. Then I saw Elvis' ghost. I was all shook up.
  8. Proof of life after death as I saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
  9. Kim Kardashian's marriage lasted 72 days. Which is 72 days more than medical science says it should have.