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  1. @guarascioport This is hightly disappointing! I thought you were gonna change Community to a reality show format. 11:28 AM May 25th via web in reply to guarascioport
  2. There's this reall cool podcast about fin de siecle Norwegian drama. Check it out at Henrik.libsyn. 9:47 AM May 24th via web
  3. I just sneezed on my hand splint. This is somehow an analogy for my day. 1:52 PM May 22nd via web
  4. @SER1897 Ugh! Reminds me of the "Mound Builders' Country Club" in one of the towns where I grew up nytimes.com/2005/11/28/nat… 11:33 AM May 22nd via web in reply to SER1897
  5. @harikondabolu nevermind, I can't make jokes 'cause I don't know the difference between the letter 'm' and the letter 'w'. #imamoron 3:53 PM May 17th via web in reply to harikondabolu
  6. @harikondabolu The presidency is a No Willards Club. Willard Fillmore was allowed 'cause Willards is plural and we're allowed to have 1. 3:51 PM May 17th via web in reply to harikondabolu
  7. Sorry neighbors, but I'm gonna be blasting "I Remember Yesterday" all night. 3:46 PM May 17th via web
  8. Bike's crank arm broke off! Both my pedal and myself went flying. Luckily no broken bones, but some pretty heinous scrapes and bruises. #ow 10:30 PM May 15th via web
  9. Human: But I love you! Comp: No you don't. Not really. You're just a user! #tp164 2:21 PM May 15th via web
  10. Comp: You look bored; would you like to play Global Thermonuclear War? Human: No! Stop being a jerk... and using dated references. #tp164 2:18 PM May 15th via web
  11. PSA: Oregon ballots due by 8PM </psa> 11:37 AM May 15th via web