DrSamuelJohnson
- @ Most kind of you, Sir. Pray inform me what my Patrons at The Quietus do make of my Scrivening.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to wilsonneate
- When etiolat'd Goblins peform the Ghost-Busters doggerel I find myself more sympathetick with the Phantasmsabout 12 hours ago from web
- @ @ Sirs, my Manuscript is 'pon the electronick Mail to you; I have but five & twenty Letters to goabout 14 hours ago from web
- @ I have turn'd my Quill to defining modern MUSICK; to-day I am stall'd by Viking Quarto ABBAabout 16 hours ago from web in reply to chrisnoelie
- @ Southwark is naught but whiggish Twits who throng round the Borough Food-Market & Mister TATE'S Abominationabout 16 hours ago from web
- Winsome Northumbrian @ is pleasing to the Eye but grievous to th'English TONGUE; I beseech you to follow herabout 16 hours ago from web
- @ is my sixth-thousandth Disciple 'pon Twitter; you may salute his TASTE or Damn his lack of ORIGINALITYabout 17 hours ago from web
- @ Miss, Mister ASHCROFT is Virgil himself compar'd to some of the Fools with whom I sup to-night10:24 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to kew_
- @ To the Magazines, "Bless'd with good Constitution, I dine as I please"; to the Porcelain, a daily PURGATIVE10:20 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to Henry_Fuseli
- To a Notting-Hill Tavern pack'd with Fops & Gallants; a Day better chronicl'd by Mister Nathan BARLEY than by BOSWELL10:18 AM Nov 7th from web
- @ Sir, she is a Lollipop in human FORM, but a decorous Prospeckt nonetheless10:14 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to Henry_Fuseli
- @ Madam, you could render two Miss KNIGHTLEYS from Mrs THRALE'S hind-flanks alone10:13 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to MildewPea
- I left thwart'd & alone; unable to find Miss KNIGHTLEY; unwilling to dress as an unmanly Pastiche of Mister COBAIN10:12 AM Nov 7th from web
- I stalk'd the Corridors & Cellars of the blast'd Haberdashery. Miss KNIGHTLEY was nowhere; all else clad as Lumber-Jacks10:10 AM Nov 7th from web
- The Molly who serv'd me at Mister LIBERTY'S Haberdashery told me that winsome Actrice Miss KNIGHTLEY stood behind me10:09 AM Nov 7th from web
- I proffer PROPS to @ and @ & implore the Goodfolk of Lichfield to make some Noise12:29 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ 'tis an infernal Ruse of the butchery TRADE; Messrs. WALLS & PORKINSON defrauding the very CALENDAR12:27 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to j4
- Much afear'd: every Stage-Coach could be a Drive-By FUSILLADE. To paraphrase Mister CUBE, to-day was not a good Day.12:06 PM Nov 6th from web
- Wrack'd by a sneezing Fit, I take a blue Kerchief from my left Pocket, thus enraging my Brethren in INGLEWOOD11:56 AM Nov 6th from web
- The Brothers of the twin Parishes of INGLE-WOOD & COMPTON are in my House. Compell'd to shout them OUT8:24 AM Nov 6th from mobile web
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- Name Samuel Johnson
- Location 17 Gough Square, London
- Bio Writer, Dictionary Compiler, Wit, Wracked by th'infernal GOUT
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