DrSamuelJohnson
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Thanks unto milord NORTH, who does advise that Messrs JD SPORTS & WETHERSPOON are Outfitters & Waterers to the MOB / via @
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to LordNorth
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Bravo for Eurovision: one TURK does impersonate Borat & the entire British NATION does impersonate Miss Grace DENT in Response
about 2 hours ago
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What is the familial Relationship 'twixt Messrs JD WETHERSPOON & JD SPORTS? I surmise they are low-born Father & Son of the High Street
9:37 AM May 25th
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@ Sir, I am stricken by hardscrabble Peasants who would drink at Mister WETHERSPOONS for two Guineas & a laminate MENU
9:34 AM May 25th
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in reply to Gaznipper
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@ @ @ @ Good Day unto you. I am indeed real, evidenc'd by my Usage of the truthiest Medium: TWITTER
1:58 PM May 22nd
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in reply to DavidAllenGreen
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@ stopped by your gaff yesterday. Me n the cat had a chat.
8:23 AM May 21st
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Bravo for World Goth Day, an Event etch'd in many hearts, but mainly etch'd on the Fore-Arms of whey-fac'd self-harming STUDENTS
1:47 PM May 22nd
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@ Get yourself back to Lichfield Sammy we miss you
6:23 AM May 20th
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@ And M'nheer ROBBEN is the very image of a Novice Monk caught by surprise in the Oratory.
12:11 PM May 19th
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in reply to DrSamuelJohnson
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Monsieur Franck RIBERY does play at the Champions' League Final, fresh from his Appearance as an Archer at the Battle of Crecy
12:04 PM May 19th
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Bravo for Mister SHRIGLEY and his Fonts / @ get it here:
6:22 PM May 18th
via Pay with a Tweet
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Highly literate @ @ @ @ urbane, you might say.
2:51 AM May 18th
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Wall Street is ablaze with wondrous News that Mister ZUCKERBERG does sell the Workings of Men's SOULS for $38 a Share
7:22 AM May 18th
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Politickal Dispatch from the American Colony, where Mister ROMNEY does court the Country Club & Mister OBAMA does court the GLEE Club
1:50 PM May 16th
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Lovable Liverpudlian Master Joey BARTON does upend a Cartload of Manure 'pon the Doorsteps of Messrs LINEKER & SHEARER / @
7:58 AM May 14th
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Fifty Shade Of Grey (n.) Infamous Screed that does glorify the Chastisement of Women & the Enrichment of PUBLISHERS
7:49 AM May 14th
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In today's Foot-Ball, Master Joseph BARTON possess'd by the DEVIL, while a Fox lies atop the head of Togolese Wizard Mister ADEBAYOR
8:33 AM May 13th
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LOL (n., vb.) abbreviated Missive from Mister David CAMERON to express both his Love for Mrs BROOKS & the Nation's Laughter at HIM
6:56 AM May 11th
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Alarm'd at the Plaintiff's Deposition 'gainst Mister John TRAVOLTA, I shall no longer advertise my Services as a Masseur-Lexicographer
2:05 PM May 9th
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@ Mister BOLTON doth contemplate the perils and high angst of a solus life
2:50 PM May 6th
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in reply to DrSamuelJohnson
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- Name Samuel Johnson
- Location 17 Gough Square, London
- Web http://bit.ly/drj...
- Bio Gouty Lexicographer of Dr Johnson's Dictionary of Modern Life, publish'd by Square Peg. Currently in the American Colonies with Mrs THRALE.
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