DrSamuelJohnson
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At MARYLEBONE, the crown'd Heads & monied Interests of Europe do exchange GOLD for Cheese of similar VALUE
about 2 hours ago
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Five & Thirty Guineas for a bag of Mushrooms? Yes, Sir, for they have been bless'd by Saint MARYLEBONE & her High-Street
about 2 hours ago
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To St Mary-le-Bone for Saturday: I deduce that she is Patron-Saint of the plutocratick COSTERMONGER
about 2 hours ago
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@ Sir, I am often-times discombobulat'd by Messrs SMITH, KLINE & BEECHAM'S Luco-zade
about 3 hours ago
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RT @ Ant (n.) One-half a Brace of Northumbrian BUFFOON-CLOWNES. Bravo, Sir, for this most dignify'd of PUNS.
8:48 AM Nov 27th
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Dear Readers, I seek Amanuenses for my Dicktionary. Pray volunteer modern Definitions that do begin with A
2:57 AM Nov 27th
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'tis said that those who do not learn from the errors of Historie are doom'd to repeat it: most evidenc'd by NEW-RAVE
2:08 AM Nov 27th
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The Art of Letter-Writing does live on here: from aristocratick Clown @
2:51 AM Nov 26th
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Thanksgiving (n.) Americkan festival mark'd by the twin Abominations of marshmallow'd Sweet-Potato & Slain INDIAN
1:20 AM Nov 26th
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@ Thank you Sir. My Scrivening 'pon Musick is strictly Alphabetickal, thus I may come to the comely Miss HIGHLAND in the new Year.
9:14 AM Nov 25th
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@ Gam (n.) a sociable Visit betwixt Whalers or Sea-farers; thus fill'd with Rum, Tallow, Galoshes & SODOMY
8:25 AM Nov 25th
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@ I am the most handsome Man of my Day: corpulent Scots-Pudding Mister COLTRANE does me grave Disservice
8:23 AM Nov 25th
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Overdraft (n.) Short Length of Rope that a BANK does employ both as a Lead, a Rein & a NOOSE for its Customer
8:22 AM Nov 25th
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@ * Breathes Inward *
6:31 AM Nov 25th
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@ Crippl'd Cockney Troubadour Mister Ian DURY did render it thus: ""Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick."
4:41 AM Nov 25th
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@ Thank you, Sir. I have long been an Advockate of C WORDS.
11:51 AM Nov 24th
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Stairway Unto He'en
7:20 AM Nov 24th
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Berate Me With Yr. RHYTHMICK-STICK
6:26 AM Nov 24th
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Losing My Religion, for Popery is an ABOMINATION
6:16 AM Nov 24th
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@ Thank you, Sir, for what the urban Peasantry would call a SHOUT-OUT.
5:36 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Samuel Johnson
- Location 17 Gough Square, London
- Bio Writer, Dictionary Compiler, Wit, Wracked by th'infernal GOUT
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