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  1. @mergyeugnau @dbferguson You bitches are like wonderful palate cleansing sorbets for my brain. Or something. ;) about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. The Husband calling me "Baby" is surprisingly disturbing. If someone would be so kind as to call me something awful, it would be appreciated about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @lifeontheedges Umm, ouch? What the heck happened? about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lifeontheedges
  4. @Silvarius at least now you don't have to drive home? /lamest attempt at finding the bright side ever 7:27 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck in reply to Silvarius
  5. Note to self: you're never too old to crawl about covered in a blanket, making strange noises and chasing the cat. Just invest in knee pads. 5:42 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  6. Paging @mmalkoff // RT @totn: SkyMall confessions. What have you bought from the SkyMall catalog? What's your favorite SkyMall item? /gho 3:22 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  7. @del_editor be glad you don't work retail. 3:10 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck in reply to del_editor
  8. @Lilimich Hey congrats on the raise! 10:39 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck in reply to Lilimich
  9. @JennywithaY I know we're in for an inch or so of rain on the coast from the remnants of that Huge Thing that hit the west... 10:38 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck in reply to JennywithaY
  10. The cryptozoological origins of the Santa Claus: http://is.gd/5g9gp (ps, Santa nudity, so NSFW.) 10:37 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  11. If I had felt like driving the Asshole Derby 5000, I'd have take a trip up to Jersey. WTF people, take your smart pills before you go out! 7:53 AM Dec 8th from txt
  12. @JennywithaY glad to hear you arm is better. Now you can use it to elbow fellow shoppers this holiday season. Ho Ho Ho. 4:43 PM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  13. WTF is this shit about snow tomorrow/night? The Texans can keep it. Rain is tolerable but kinda overdone at this point. DO YOU HEAR ME, SKY? 4:41 PM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  14. @JennywithaY You too. I mean, I don't miss Humid season, but I'm kinda already sick of Coastal Flood Warning season. Cat needs water wings. 5:29 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to JennywithaY
  15. @JennywithaY Ahh, had not considered your location. I just think of my time working near a courthouse & the semi-regular escape attempts. 5:27 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to JennywithaY
  16. .@mergyeugnau Pfft, global warming is totally fake. Flowers always bloom in winter! http://twitpic.com/rwcxm 4:50 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  17. @2Serenity ROFL! I love reading about the escapades you have with your parents! 4:46 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to 2Serenity
  18. @JennywithaY Also: outcome of helicopter thing is exactly what I'm always paranoid is going on when I hear them for prolonged periods. 4:44 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to JennywithaY
  19. @JennywithaY Glad you made it home, radar looks nasty for Delmarva. People who drive w/o lights in crappy weather never fail to amaze me. 4:42 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to JennywithaY
  20. @Wedgehut Yo, New Years ruckus sound like a plan? 9:51 AM Dec 2nd from txt