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  1. Excited for The Venture Bros. premiere tonight. I must say I have a certain amount of professionally jealousy toward The Monarch.
  2. @KatoKatonian Well-played.
  3. @KatoKatonian Bah! I'll get a new coffee maker!
  4. @KatoKatonian Remind me again why I don't just throw you in the dungeon?
  5. @KatoKatonian I don't pay you for your pity or your suggestions on how I should dominate the world.
  6. @KatoKatonian Wait, what? God dammit.
  7. Soon, SOON, all of your iPhones will be under MY CONTROL. BWAHAHA!
  8. The best part about having summer interns is the ability to shape their careers in villainy. Also, ice cream parties.
  9. I'm thinking of converting the lair into a Mac-powered workplace. A company that insists that you only need one mouse button? THAT'S evil.
  10. @KatoKatonian You really think so? Some days I... I just wonder why I bothered to get into the villainy business in the first place.
  11. I have no small amount of professional jealousy of Dr. Doom. *sigh*
  12. I shall make them all pay for their insolence. But, barring that, an ice cream sandwich will suffice.
  13. @KatoKatonian Yes! And soon, all of mankind will dine upon naught but tacos filled with sorrow!
  14. @DBMoulton You shall regret that advice when I rule over you in all my shiny, non-magnetic glory!
  15. Fear is what inspires loyalty in your minions. Fear, and "Taco Day" in the commissary.
  16. I intend to rule over you with an iron fist, but I'm concerned iron will be too heavy to hold up for long periods of time. Tinfoil perhaps?
  17. : @WildWeazel Oh, I assure you, these tomatoes are QUITE deadly. Not poisonous though. *Venomous* BWAHAHAHA!
  18. @KatoKatonian I will DESTROY YOU. With TOMATOES!
  19. Advantage to a secret volcanic hideout: great soil for vegetable gardens. Now I must discern how to take over the world with giant tomatoes!
  20. @KatoKatonian But the Internet has Hulu! Very well, proceed. I'd destroy you, but I'm too busy shivering. Henchmen, bring me my snuggie!