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DrKatonian

@deadorcs Bwahaha! Fear the power of my Weathermajig! First Kansas, then the World! 4:36 PM Apr 14th, 2011 via web in reply to deadorcs
ATTENTION MINIONS: Could someone, ANYONE, show me where the off button on this Death Ray is? I'm not made of money! #DrKatoniansLairShutdown 8:38 AM Apr 8th, 2011 via Echofon
Excited for The Venture Bros. premiere tonight. I must say I have a certain amount of professionally jealousy toward The Monarch. 9:04 PM Oct 18th, 2009 via web
@KatoKatonian Well-played. 1:55 PM Jul 31st, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
@KatoKatonian Bah! I'll get a new coffee maker! 1:53 PM Jul 31st, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
@KatoKatonian Remind me again why I don't just throw you in the dungeon? 1:52 PM Jul 31st, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
@KatoKatonian I don't pay you for your pity or your suggestions on how I should dominate the world. 1:22 PM Jul 31st, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
@KatoKatonian Wait, what? God dammit. 1:16 PM Jul 31st, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
Soon, SOON, all of your iPhones will be under MY CONTROL. BWAHAHA! 1:14 PM Jul 31st, 2009 via web
The best part about having summer interns is the ability to shape their careers in villainy. Also, ice cream parties. 7:07 AM Jul 16th, 2009 via web
I'm thinking of converting the lair into a Mac-powered workplace. A company that insists that you only need one mouse button? THAT'S evil. 10:03 AM Jun 18th, 2009 via web
@KatoKatonian You really think so? Some days I... I just wonder why I bothered to get into the villainy business in the first place. 1:23 PM Jun 10th, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
I have no small amount of professional jealousy of Dr. Doom. *sigh* 1:22 PM Jun 10th, 2009 via web
I shall make them all pay for their insolence. But, barring that, an ice cream sandwich will suffice. 6:51 PM Jun 9th, 2009 via web
@KatoKatonian Yes! And soon, all of mankind will dine upon naught but tacos filled with sorrow! 11:32 AM Jun 9th, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian
@DBMoulton You shall regret that advice when I rule over you in all my shiny, non-magnetic glory! 11:30 AM Jun 9th, 2009 via web in reply to DBMoulton
Fear is what inspires loyalty in your minions. Fear, and "Taco Day" in the commissary. 11:29 AM Jun 9th, 2009 via web
I intend to rule over you with an iron fist, but I'm concerned iron will be too heavy to hold up for long periods of time. Tinfoil perhaps? 12:59 PM Jun 4th, 2009 via web
: @WildWeazel Oh, I assure you, these tomatoes are QUITE deadly. Not poisonous though. *Venomous* BWAHAHAHA! 7:16 AM May 29th, 2009 via web
@KatoKatonian I will DESTROY YOU. With TOMATOES! 1:50 PM May 28th, 2009 via web in reply to KatoKatonian

Name Dr. Katonian
Location Secret volcanic hideout.
Web http://www.katoni...
Bio Evil genius and criminal mastermind. Likes: moonlit walks along the rim of his volcanic hideout. Dislikes: do-gooders, shellfish.