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I want to show Strawberry Shortcake my blueberries! 8:17 AM Nov 18th from web
Hiding from Gargamel...he won't listen to reason. 10:42 PM Nov 12th from web
was just mistaken for a blue meanie. 8:16 PM Oct 10th from web
I invented the blue screen of death! 12:45 PM Sep 3rd from web
I walked in front of a blue screen and became invisible. 3:39 PM Aug 19th from web
is going through a blue period. 3:48 PM Aug 4th from web
The worst thing about being at the forefront of a cold war is the shrinkage! 1:35 PM Jul 14th from web
If I make a copy of myself and have sex with the copy, is that gay or just masturbation? 8:57 PM Jul 2nd from web
Auditioning for Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2. 12:27 PM Jun 19th from web
Wondering if Jeff Loeb will write Ultimate Watchmen.... 11:52 PM Jun 10th from web
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! 8:48 AM Jun 3rd from web
The Comedian told me a joke....it wasn't funy... 7:33 AM May 21st from web
Comparing myself to Ron Jeremy...and losing. 10:10 PM May 11th from web
Trying decide which pitcher is my favorite...Kerry Wood or R.A. Dickey? 9:54 AM May 5th from web
Listening to Eiffel 65. 3:21 PM Apr 29th from web
Getting dressed and going to a nudist colony. 1:40 PM Apr 24th from web
Writing my name in the sun. 7:41 PM Apr 20th from web
It's high time I hang out with my wang out. 6:39 PM Apr 12th from web
Trying to coax a walk....cuz I got two balls! 7:31 AM Apr 8th from web
Playing a game of baseball...against myself. Just robbed myself of a home run. 6:42 AM Apr 3rd from web