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  1. @DrACameron At least not outside of the bedroom...
  2. @lost_angel83 It's actually an instant win.
  3. @dracameron Don't you have an Aussie or a black guy to bug?
  4. @celinejade Most people I end up dating charge by the hour. What's your rate?
  5. @chelleknight I would certainly hope that everyone out there has better things to do with their time...
  6. @dracameron Will you please stop ruining it for the West Coast viewers? Seriously, if you didn't wear that top, I'd have to smack you.
  7. Attention minions: Mafia Wars is a stupid waste of time, I have better things to do like tossing a ball against my office wall with my cane.
  8. @twitttterpated I agree! My foreign policy is clearly much better than Obama's. And I also wasn't born in Kenya. I deserve a Nobel too!
  9. @daterules Can't I have both? You know me, I want it all!
  10. @clara_sb Wow! Stating the obvious really makes you sound intelligent. Too bad you really aren't.
  11. @Sierrabelle I'm pretty unattractive when I beg for other things too.
  12. @tashabell_123 Ahh, adorable. The glitter makes you look like a hooker. You're sweet.
  13. @tashabell_123 Legal? Well, all right, I guess I can let that slip...
  14. I'm noticing that since I got out of Mayfield, that the amount of pictures from girls over Twitter has slowed down. This makes me sad :'(
  15. @mk17design On Piano, yes. On guitar, only if I'm on ecstasy.
  16. @SpazzyStreeper Shush, Cuddy is right outside the door...
  17. @SpazzyStreeper I'm in my office thinking about you and wishing I could touch my naughty place.
  18. @Friiendly And YOU Ma'am are no lady, but that won't stop me from doing the nasty to you.
  19. Yes, we can have your Sexual Healing vs. my Baba O'Reilly. It may get messy though.
  20. @TraceyStreep That sounds good, I should have that on my iPod somewhere. I need to get to the Hospital and grab my Bose rig though.