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To be this good the hummus at Mediterranean Cuisine must be made from bacon grease and OxyContin®.
@matthewgood embrace the ENTROPY, Baby!
@johnpinker I'm more of a spirochete really.
@TNVWBOY VBScript makes me nervous.
@TNVWBOY I'm huge in Asia. Ironic, no? Considering I'm so diminutive elsewhere.
@matthewgood Oh, yeah? Well, I'm an idiograph. So take THAT!
@johnpinker Yeah, but I find working "vertically challenged tossing" into a 140 character tweet creatively stifling.
@Chadillac73 I'll get back to you as soon as I finish parsing your tweet.
@TNVWBOY actually, I'm an idolater. Don't tell my wife. Also, I get paid to look at stock photos and stuff just like @matthewgood.
@matthewgood the bulk of my disposable income goes to cute girls. I think they are somewhat insulated from the economic downturn.
@matthewgood mobile application icons!
@TNVWBOY I dunno. You might could pull it off. Dwarf tossing was invented when I walked into a biker bar back in '82.
@TNVWBOY when you've only got 32 square pixels with which to communicate, you tend to rely on the 1px pencil tool rather heavily.
@matthewgood Oh great. I'm on my way over now so @TNVWBOY and @Chadillac73 can defenestrate me... with extreme prejudice.
When I start to feel that my life is empty & purposeless, I remind myself that I'm actually making the world better 1 tiny pixel at a time.
If you know what SEO, SEM, and PPC campaigns are, I have a good local op for you. Bonus: you get to work w/ lovely & talented @blabbermouse.
@TNVWBOY & @Chadillac, the best thing about defenestration is that there is actually a word for it.
A 20-hour work weekend draws to a close. I can hardly wait for Monday! In the words of Samuel Pepys, "And so to bed."
Me: "This music rocks!" Piers: "This music pusses."
@jaxn I'd be loath to claim guru status, but if you've still got a question, I may be capable of supplying a credible answer.
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